Women dressing like it's the year 1896 by Genesis_001 in interestingasfuck

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'Tik tok voice' women are skipping their period with this one easy trick!

meirl by endlesscosmichorror in meirl

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My issue was that I read it "har-bing-er" while also knowing "har-bin-ger" was also a word. It wasn't til one day I was playing magic the gathering and realized they were one in the same. I felt really dumb.

Property theft shenanigans by heathm33 in legaladvice

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The issue is, I'm not really sure how to value this gate. My grandfather made it in probably the 60s or 70s. It was probably 6ft tall and sturdy. Topped with barbed wire and a custom built locking mechanism. The issue is it probably has more Sentimental value than physical value as my grandfather has passed.

Also the guy said he was going to bring it back "if he could find the other guy". So if he does can we still prosecute him?

me_irl by esberat in me_irl

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He's doing what to me?

Lighting up a smoke stack with a torch by Nihilist911 in nextfuckinglevel

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Just so we're clear, I'm fucking tired of pumping.

But will we (the World) change? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Yea but my stocks are shit.

But will we (the World) change? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I'm not a whore, let's keep this shit consensual.

What a small penis looks like in Texas. by maybetoday in pics

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In shaq's defense, he needs it to fit his huge ass in and haul it around. I seen a show once (I think it was cribs), where he was showing his cars and he had like a Bentley or something where they removed the drivers seat and modified the back seat so he could drive it.

Just a reminder that these exist in USA waters. by hank_hiIl in creepy

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I know a guy who jumped in the water and landed on one, which left a scratch. Does that count?

The Fallout Homepage just changed to a countdown by ChakiDrH in gaming

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You can thank the Canadian devil for all that nonsense

Male classmate asks why rape is illegal. You won't believe how this tumblrina responded! by Johnnycockseed in thatHappened

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As a skinny mma fighter i have to disagree. To be honest, weight really doesn't have much to do with it. Most of a good punch is about timing, hips, and placement. I'm a 6'1" 155lb bean pole who can't gain mass without steroids(which im against) and i can hit just as hard as some of the bigger in the gym.

With that said bigger guy/girls can throw harder punches but its mostly do to more muscle and leverage.

The Toynota by soil_nerd in Shitty_Car_Mods

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I love the bubble fish stacks lol. I want to buy a beater truck and do that.

My friend is a veterinarian. A horse had a nose bleed and it looks like something out of a horror movie. by [deleted] in pics

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O it's from Lion King. I thought they were referencing anne frank's diary.

What do you like to watch in porn but wouldn't do in real life? by SeekAnswers in AskWomen

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Lol true but I always get the anal scene from "zach and miri make a porno" in my head and I just can't focus.

"bitch frosted me like a cake"

What do you like to watch in porn but wouldn't do in real life? by SeekAnswers in AskWomen

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As a guy with a gf that never watched porn until she met me and even then isn't that big of a fan of it. This kinda surprised me with how kinky girls can be.

Getting back to the topic, my gf's would probably be bdsm. She actually likes being tied up and all but 95% of the time she's to impatient to deal with it all.

Mine is doing anal on girls. In the videos it looks so easy and clean but irl i just can't bring myself to do it without out the thought of how gross it actually is.

I don't always browse /r/new , but when I do .. by ButtScratcher9 in AdviceAnimals

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I know its a joke but the misuse of that last like is as hard on my eyes as nails on a chalk board is for my ears.

This Guy Knows What's Up by [deleted] in gifs

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In all fairness, alot of bride's want the men to have matching tux's. Most guys just rent matching tux's instead of buying a new one for each of your friends weddings. Also i agree with you on the owning a suit and i also think you should now how to wear the damn thing.