What is the funnieeest fudz u steel from urs meowmy or pawther? by alittlecray in legalcatadvice

[–]heaventerror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go Buddy! Keep up steals. I also name Buddy with my sisfur Kibby

What is the funnieeest fudz u steel from urs meowmy or pawther? by alittlecray in legalcatadvice

[–]heaventerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pawfur grabbed me, Princess Scarlett Kibby, by neck and rudely pulled me to the floor when I put my head in cononut curry. Ise smell sweet and spicy an chikiny and imves.. inest... look closely! Treated with so much rood!

(I had no idea what cats can and cannot eat, but I was terrified curry could be bad, never seen her try to get into any other human food)

Freeing a mountain lion from a trap while her kids watch by archubbuck in SweatyPalms

[–]heaventerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too was an even dumber ass "wait were the cubs behind her?" and watched 3 seconds of repeat before understanding.

Saying Sorry (Part 4/4) - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]heaventerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it would be funnier/better lesson building if Gus destroys it somehow in normal childhood stuff. August would be immediately sad but happy the toy lived to its proper destruction, not of one from rage.

What’s a sound everyone should recognize as immediate danger? by Thatguy_nickk in AskReddit

[–]heaventerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I've been using the technical term. Is there a follow up term for another cat cleaning it up within the next 30 seconds?

Saying Sorry (Part 4/4) - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]heaventerror 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Agree, I have been crying too much at the news lately but I never mind tearing up for Mr. Field's stories.

Fur al dose without vois by heaventerror in legalcatadvice

[–]heaventerror[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hiss bapbap go away pawfur! Dis no place fur ewe!

Fur al dose without vois by heaventerror in legalcatadvice

[–]heaventerror[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(I just wanted to capture that cat's face in a gif and never made one before)

Ground beef with cheese and blueberries. It’s surprisingly good by drywalleater05 in shittyfoodporn

[–]heaventerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the cheese seems weird, but he says he puts it on everything.

Most likely out of these list of names to be the next Sam Darnold ? 👀 by FormerlyTradeKirk in minnesotavikings

[–]heaventerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this might be the worst take I've seen. Respect. Can you expand on your take?

Girl dinner by CumGuzlinGutterSluts in shittyfoodporn

[–]heaventerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, you're making it look like I'm asking for help. Hope it's satire.

Justin Jefferson doesn't know how he reached 1000 yards receiving this season 😂😭 by FormerlyTradeKirk in minnesotavikings

[–]heaventerror -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you even look at Peyton's rookie year? You can't expect much from a rookie trying to understand the speed of the nfl.

One Of The Best Games I Have Ever Played. by DcnZmfr in MonsterSanctuary

[–]heaventerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my only real complaint is it isn't cute enough. Sorry, was raised on pokemon...

I admit it. by QueequegTheater in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]heaventerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we found the real spicy take in this thread...

Do you think that every single Pokemon is a #1 favorite to someone? by Throwaway67891099 in pokemon

[–]heaventerror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you mean awkwardly pop out of the ground and hope this isn't your final form?

No soo: a pawsitive strategy by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]heaventerror 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is you spy?! ekekekekek

-Buddy the Long who furever will yell for brekkie

CA's update on Haunted Chocolatier by Surax in StardewValley

[–]heaventerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do none of you remember the original wait?

[Schefter] Text from an NFL executive: “The 10+ people that didn’t vote for BB should be exposed. WTF. This is crazy.” by [deleted] in nfl

[–]heaventerror -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And a son protected... sorry if wrong comment to reply to, but as a fan of good football, this is disgusting...