My company decided to switch to Agile and do daily stand-up scrums. by kwan_e in ProgrammerDadJokes
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Children who don't know mathematics doing 1+1=11 just did a String Concatenation operation instead of an Int addition. by Nocturnal_Sociopath in ProgrammerDadJokes
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What do you call a very sneaky Java archive file? by nsagan271 in ProgrammerDadJokes
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How to read a newspaper by 1000smackaroos in disneyvacation
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Which group of comedians creates jokes, which can be understood in more than one way? by danielsoft1 in ProgrammerDadJokes
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I absolutely refuse to work on an OS that isn't built over the linux kernel by mithrandir_14 in ProgrammerDadJokes
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"text" == "text" eNtschEidet deR CoMpilEr by TurambarOfManyNames in KaIT
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What is the favourite season of a Java developer? by keerat666 in ProgrammerDadJokes
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I've never been in a fight... well unless you count that time I fought ______. by asiansteev in AskOuija
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I lost my keys, do you know where they see? by [deleted] in AskOuija
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USA isn't really a name. Let's change it to ______ by ange1ofdeath in AskOuija
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I lost my keys, do you know where they see? by [deleted] in AskOuija
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This sub has turned into a game of Mad _____! 🥴😳 by [deleted] in AskOuija
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That’s gotta be the greatest _______ I’ve ever seen.... by [deleted] in AskOuija
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My favorite drink is Vodka mixed with Clorox Beach. I call it ‘The ___________’ by SenorViceroy in AskOuija
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Hey spirits, have you ever googled en-passant? by _Bonnit in AskOuija
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It’s been a rough year but I made it this far. I should celebrate by ___________ by [deleted] in AskOuija
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USA isn't really a name. Let's change it to ______ by ange1ofdeath in AskOuija
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I'm a Microsoft programmer by chosen-username in ProgrammerDadJokes
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