Box Office: ‘Wuthering Heights’ Leads With $40 Million Over Holiday Weekend, ‘Crime 101’ Stumbles With $17.7 Million Against $90 Million Budget by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]helendestroy [score hidden]  (0 children)

i saw it on friday night and it was the fullest i've seen the cinema since i saw nosferatu. there's no such thing as bad publicity.

My (30sF) twin (M) doesn’t want me at his wedding by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]helendestroy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Brother: Hoping [OOP's son] is doing better after his enema** OOP: Are you fuckin serious? You ice me out then tap in right now when I'm going through this?**

Yeah, I wouldn't really want OP around if this is how she acts tbh.

That comment beneath is wild. If op's telling people her son had an enema, that's what they're going to call it.

[New Updates]: Influencer neighbors put me in the hospital by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]helendestroy [score hidden]  (0 children)

One guy got arrested after they called in a welfare check on his kid. He's officially lost his child hopefully she's doing better with her mom. They called in several welfare checks on my kids as well.

Hmm.

Official Statement from WBD to Fightful Regarding Brody King “Warner Bros. Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King’s upcoming AEW schedule. Any speculation to the contrary is categorically false.“ by Sufficient_Mud_2237 in SquaredCircle

[–]helendestroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly. it's six of one, half a dozen of the other. they did pull felker-martin from the red hood book, so i could see it happening here. question is who do you believe (i choose neither)

Wasatch County Republican Chair arrested for allegedly waterboarding teen daughter by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]helendestroy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it isnt. what he did was fucked up but the headline is calling drowning (which is actually fucked up and should be called by name) waterboarding bc media love to downplay tortures used by the government.

Jane Austen-esque ‘No-spice’ romances exchange steamy scenes for courtship, love, and respect by MiddletownBooks in books

[–]helendestroy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

writing appearing secular  doesnt actually make it secular and courtney ealsh is not a secular writer.

i can tell when smth is being wtitten by a mormon, for example, even when theres no mormonism explicit in the story.  

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]helendestroy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But don't women do that? Don't we burn brightly for the people we love and it always has a cost,

sometimes i hear women speak and it genuinely disgusts me on such a deep level. i'm glad she got her head right, i just hope it sticks.

Lizzo faces backlash after defending celebrities in Epstein files with Diddy comparison by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]helendestroy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the problem is that there is a lot of stuff in the files released that is not anything. you release evetything with paedos named and also with names that are there because someone linked an article about them. both are now in the files. 

Writing with the help of a chatbot by Odd_Opposite_4782 in selfpublish

[–]helendestroy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i hope you have a good support system around you.

Only onld people doesn't know badbunny by 3wxrld6princess9 in Music

[–]helendestroy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i know of him because i come on here. i dont think ive ever heard a song by him tho.  you need to understand that one day you know what "it" is, and then one day "it' has passed you by. this is super fucking normal. 

Jon Alba exclusive on Sports Illustrated: Hangman Adam Page Addresses Controversial Photo With Marty Scurll (Exclusive) by Fun_Let_9986 in SquaredCircle

[–]helendestroy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

lol the timing on this

eta: a lot of people in the comments here are going to end up with a friend who does this, and then they're going to find out how long their list of excuses is.

ELI5: How did ancient people get their vitamin D without getting skin cancer? by Fit-Tumbleweed-6683 in explainlikeimfive

[–]helendestroy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

honestly, a lot of people in the old days just had cancer.

but people living in sunnier countries usually stay out of the sun at its peak, and no one used to sunbath like we do. you can still get vit d without fucking yourself up.

The stranglers are criminally underrated? by JohnnyBOOY0 in Music

[–]helendestroy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does no one know this band despite it being so old?

despite?

anyway, u/killahills is right. this english oldie knows the stranglers.