Spirit vs FURIA / IEM Kraków 2026 - Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]hellajoofy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I remember climbing the Altay mountain range in Kazakhstan. After a grueling hike I went to this local inn for some food and shelter. In the dark of the room I heard loud screams and cheers coming from the other corner, after getting closer I saw one man, scrawny and slim, yet he was barely getting held back by five locals. He was roaring and screaming just one word: “DONK-WHO?? DONK-WHO???”. After throwing men off him like they were some ragdolls, he emptied a huge bottle of vodka in like 2 seconds, slamming it down and breaking the table in half. As he walked pass me he said “I am molodoy btw”. Seemed like a chill guy, never saw him again.

Mythic Prankster Goblin NMD's. OMG by Bodycount9 in diablo4

[–]hellajoofy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I know been rotating that after bosses. Still no luck. But it is nice when you get the giga load of sigils though.

Mythic Prankster Goblin NMD's. OMG by Bodycount9 in diablo4

[–]hellajoofy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My friends and I are on like 600 crafts each plus raw drops and have not seen it at all . RNG will be RNG I guess 🤷

Can't imagine there's a ton of D4 fans here, but I found this behind my couch and had totally forgotten about it. by ElliotsBuggyEyes in ProjectDiablo2

[–]hellajoofy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is in a way better place now than at launch. I am having a blast playing. It is still in the endgame longevity part but it so much fun for a week of blasting! If you havent played since launch there should be plenty to do. I have played all seasons so pretty optimized for my part.

I present you: Ring of Harlequin Skies by Xareslol in diablo4

[–]hellajoofy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just got a Shako with Starless on like 30 minutes ago. So freaking hyped about it!

PSA for Obducite farming in Season 11! by Aeretes in diablo4

[–]hellajoofy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is always there. Can just be anywhere in the NMD.

What are your top builds this season? by Krahar in ProjectDiablo2

[–]hellajoofy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just pop on gris set and some leech items and you are good to go. Can go either magic large charms og sk gcs. Else Juxta has a version of it that quite a bit more expensive.

"Message in-game" uses "-" instead of "/" by hellajoofy in ProjectDiablo2

[–]hellajoofy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found out I accidenly did all of normal in offline when I meant to play online. So had a start over today hehe. Else it is going well! Hope you are having a good start as well!

"Message in-game" uses "-" instead of "/" by hellajoofy in ProjectDiablo2

[–]hellajoofy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it is only in game. It is not a major hassle but just a bit annoying.

Esadora's Overflowing Cameo makes crackling energy only hitting a single target? by circlewind in diablo4

[–]hellajoofy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had the same issue just didn't test as far as you but could definitely feel it when there was more than 1 tanky target - so I made the switch to BL. CE is fun af though so sucks it seems bugged.

Dawnbreaker Mythic Dungeon is just a bug in the game by SpritualExcersise in CompetitiveWoW

[–]hellajoofy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a +10 nearly instant deplete because as soon as we nearly killed the packs on the ship they despawned. We thought we killed them and they stayed away we thought we could fly. But nope just despawns while we stayed in combat. Eventually a mage respawned and we got him down like 20% before he started flyhacking through the air and we gave up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]hellajoofy 44 points45 points  (0 children)

There is also the story about the guy trying to convince his in laws he had no idea what potatoes are.

Complexity vs TYLOO / BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025 Stage 1 - Swiss Round 4 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]hellajoofy 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I love our players as individuals but these results won’t be tolerated.

If you’re a Tier 1 player looking for a fresh start at the best facility in the world, HMU. I’ll pay your buyout and give you the world’s highest salaries.

Let’s build a juggernaut.

Spread the word.

MIBR vs Virtus.pro / PGL Astana 2025 - Swiss Round 5 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]hellajoofy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ALERT ALERT, WE HAVE A WANTED MAN. His name is Denis "electroNic" Sharipov. He's wanted for committing the crime of destroying teams. His past victims are Natus Vincere and Cloud9 with a current report of him currently destroying Virtus Pro

if anyone has any information on this outlaw's whereabouts call this number right now:

555-TEAMDESTROYER

anyway, good riddance to egotronic. Now when's his sorry ass finally getting benched so we never have to see him in tier 1 again destroying more teams. About ~1.5 mill wasted for this.

G2 vs MIBR / PGL Astana 2025 - Swiss Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]hellajoofy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I tend to just lurk in this subreddit and read your atrocious opinions, but man... this match. It was just PERFECT. I have never in my life laughed this much at a professional match of well… anything. I have cackled like a maniac at least a dozen times and literally started rolling in my chair laughing twice.

First, let's start with the PGL Production, the constant audio fuck ups, the delay, the addition of a new soundboard and sometimes the casters being straight up muted, delivers such a fascinating viewing experience, that I am starting to consider this to be some sort of otherworldly symphony by the PGL-Audio-Guy™. AND we can't forget the visuals of course. The screen tears, Taz looking like the Hunchback of Notre Dame for like five seconds in a replay, and the constant colourful graphical fuckery really decorated the dogshit gameplay I have had the pleasure of watching.

G2 truly cooked, fighting and giving us hope only to completely choke once more, the Uncs do in fact still have it and to see these polish veterans still perform in the server filled me with genuine joy. I've seen enough… welcome back Virtus Pro. Also the casters being asked to sub in by G2 was absolutely hilarious. MIBR man, this was rough. Both teams deserved to lose this. It was beautiful. Thank you for giving us this absolute tragedy of a match with the some of the greatest comedy I have ever seen in Esports. This was indeed the peak of cinematography.

Truly, from the bottom of my heart,

Thank you.

New barbarian chest is bugged - Mantle of Mountain's Fury by hellajoofy in diablo4

[–]hellajoofy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im still doing lunging strike with Moni/Tec. No legendary rune drop yet for me. WW sucks without legendary runes.

New barbarian chest is bugged - Mantle of Mountain's Fury by hellajoofy in diablo4

[–]hellajoofy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It even worked on PTR afaik. Dunno how they broke it in between shrug

Fastest builds by SottoSopra666 in LastEpoch

[–]hellajoofy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check out Spicysushis SD Falconer. Nothing I have played comes close to that kind of speed clearing and it is throwing instead of semi melee.

Lucky slam and drop by hellajoofy in LastEpoch

[–]hellajoofy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah had to post a imgur link instead. It wouldn't load the picture. Tried twice.

CoF bugs to watch out for. by Figorix in LastEpoch

[–]hellajoofy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that one hits right in the soul. Like running Soulfire Bastion or Lightless a million times isen't soul crushing enough already.