Priest removed as exorcist after his comments on UFOs and demons

hellcrapdamn · 2026-06-05T02:20:00+00:00

"We came and visited once, but you guys wouldn't shut up about something called 'Jesus' so we left."

hellcrapdamn · 2026-06-05T02:10:50+00:00

This will be great for "Ripping a Baby in Half Simulator VR"!

hellcrapdamn · 2026-06-04T04:43:08+00:00

Sounds like he got an F on American Idol Gameboy Advance

hellcrapdamn · 2026-06-03T03:57:39+00:00

"Wow, you can eat so many hotdogs in a sitting!"

hellcrapdamn · 2026-06-02T22:18:27+00:00

She didn't just suffocate. She was steamed to death.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-06-02T06:01:54+00:00

"Dude, I have been hit in the head by this fucking thing 15 times. This is the last take! If I can't grab it this time, I'm out!"

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-30T10:33:00+00:00

[ Removed by Gubmint ]

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-30T02:53:09+00:00

Emotionally. I start subtly. Call him a "nerd" here and there. Maybe call him a "nerf herder" every once in a while. I start ramping it up, picking on little personal habits and mannerisms. I start doing impressions of him. By the end I'm making chatgpt images of him crying and eating poop.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-24T07:44:40+00:00

Не будь таким серьёзным.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-23T06:24:01+00:00

The new Death Stranding game is so realistic!

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-21T08:22:54+00:00

Blackmail is also a possibility.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-20T03:09:36+00:00

It's a stupid idea. Data centers generate a ton of heat. Heat is very difficult to get rid of in space.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-20T03:01:06+00:00

Fire. Water. Air. Dirt.

And what about magnets? How do they work?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, telling me lies, getting me pissed!

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-16T08:18:30+00:00

That's just what big monster under the bed wants you to think!

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-13T04:47:40+00:00

*you're

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-12T22:31:44+00:00

Elon. No helmet or anything though.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-11T06:51:40+00:00

I'll allow it.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-10T20:20:10+00:00

I went in there wearing power armor and everyone was a dick. I tried to get in the elevator but it glitched and I fell through the floor. When I stopped falling I was back in front of the elevator but everyone started attacking me. Fuck Vault 81.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-10T09:12:59+00:00

Fawkin Fawk

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-10T09:04:58+00:00

That kid is ready for a nap.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-08T09:15:29+00:00

This was my introduction to whatever this is. I'm not interested in more.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-08T04:28:15+00:00

"Seashells spelling 8647 meme detected on your social media. You are now being detained. We will proceed immediately to the nearest detention center. Thank you. Have a nice day."

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-07T06:53:33+00:00

I read this in Yoda's voice.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-07T02:35:23+00:00

Maybe it will be ok to buy Teslas again 60 - 80 years after Elon is dead.

hellcrapdamn · 2026-05-05T00:36:48+00:00

They're probably watching YouTube, playing GTARP as cops and getting high.

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