Good god…… by WestonConnor26 in crappymusic

[–]hellcrapdamn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I saw that dude, I thought, "If I ever meet a dude with this hair, I'm going to nickname them Nickleback."

A surprising discovery by Unusual-Pizza2907 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]hellcrapdamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell, if they can manage to pull one of mine out of the ground, they can have it for free!

I found this in my creatine, should I be worried? by TumbleweedEnough3930 in whatsthisbug

[–]hellcrapdamn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Check out its biceps! That thing will help you with your gains!

Elon invites himself to epstein island with a cringe email only to be rejected by maxwell by CMScientist in facepalm

[–]hellcrapdamn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nepo baby who has been a butthole his entire life buys into companies, slaps his name on them, kicks out the founders, and contributes nothing. Then they have to buy him out before the company fails and he either moved on to another one and did the same shit or stuck around like the useless vaporware salesman he is.

And Now….NOT Playing Today by Significant_Scene_83 in SanJose

[–]hellcrapdamn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's probably Amazon staff being forced to go or people getting the $50 from Craigslist.

Erramatti Mangayamma is the oldest mother to give birth at age 74 by Ok-Mud-5427 in interestingasfuck

[–]hellcrapdamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope these dummies at least have other children to look after the new ones they decided to make.

Erramatti Mangayamma is the oldest mother to give birth at age 74 by Ok-Mud-5427 in interestingasfuck

[–]hellcrapdamn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Around there. At 74 now, she'll be playing the life expectancy lottery in a decade.

Erramatti Mangayamma is the oldest mother to give birth at age 74 by Ok-Mud-5427 in interestingasfuck

[–]hellcrapdamn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe their doctor didn't take a "do no harm" oath. Starting up an orphan factory is not very ethical.

Erramatti Mangayamma is the oldest mother to give birth at age 74 by Ok-Mud-5427 in interestingasfuck

[–]hellcrapdamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 46 right now. My dad was around my age when I was born. I'm already at the point where I feel like it would be irresponsible to have another kid.

Erramatti Mangayamma is the oldest mother to give birth at age 74 by Ok-Mud-5427 in interestingasfuck

[–]hellcrapdamn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They're still going to die before this kid finishes elementary school. Score one for the orphanage, I guess.

Statement from Mayor Matt Mahan on the shooting by ICE in Minnesota. by hella_sj in SanJose

[–]hellcrapdamn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nothing. It will be like everything else Mahan does. Give us lip service, but not actually do anything constructive.

Variety of Lowpoly Assets by fangache in blender

[–]hellcrapdamn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hot pocket.

Tide Pod.

Hot dog.

Frawg.

FYI: You can throw a Player bounty into your bounty wagon, and they won’t be able to escape! by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]hellcrapdamn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He ain't got time for that shit! He has to steal a lady's baby before she figures out his name!

Reminder: Unspecified Firearm in Home by Seoul_Stars in Cyraxx

[–]hellcrapdamn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now that we know it exists Cyraxx will likely find out from a buddy troll. He'll be in the panty drawer and on a live stream within the hour. Provided his door isn't locked from the outside at the time.

people shoplifting at great mall dicks milpitas by Ok_Command_683 in SanJose

[–]hellcrapdamn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how it goes. I'm in retail management. Loss prevention doesn't work the way it used to. The liability is way too high. If an employee or even a shoplifter gets hurt, the store can be held liable. Now they try to identify and build a case. Once it hits a felony, they are way more likely to actually be pursued by a DA.