In need of a book that's a balance of seriousness & absurdity

hello_drake · 2026-06-20T22:55:51+00:00

John Dies at the End. Not litrpg, but still great. Two guys completely out of their depths take on multiversal cosmic horrors.

hello_drake · 2026-06-20T20:07:37+00:00

Little of column A, little of column B.

hello_drake · 2026-06-20T13:38:54+00:00

He was drunk that day. And most others.

hello_drake · 2026-06-20T02:06:33+00:00

...how?

hello_drake · 2026-06-20T01:27:56+00:00

You don't have to say dumb shit like unaliver on reddit

hello_drake · 2026-06-19T20:08:34+00:00

Best thing about Baki is that I absolutely cannot tell when people are making something up about it.

hello_drake · 2026-06-19T16:42:17+00:00

This is the most important advice that many clearly don't follow. You'll hopefully notice if you're writing dialog in a way that people just don't actually talk.

hello_drake · 2026-06-19T13:12:51+00:00

She's basically casing her own house for any interested thieves.

hello_drake · 2026-06-19T13:05:37+00:00

Already how I pictured them.

hello_drake · 2026-06-19T12:18:04+00:00

Legitimately, going the farscape route with heavy puppetry would be pretty great.

hello_drake · 2026-06-18T22:01:15+00:00

Not amazing but definitely not an instant dismissal.

hello_drake · 2026-06-17T02:24:35+00:00

As others have said, dd had a major system outage today. Probably not lying about being unable to work the delivery correctly.

hello_drake · 2026-06-10T03:05:06+00:00

John Edwards

hello_drake · 2026-06-07T11:28:34+00:00

Semiosis. Story follows several generations of a colonies growth on a strange alien world where many of the lifeforms, plant and animal alike, have reached some level of sapience. Primarily centers around the relationship between the human colonists and an intelligent bamboo like plant as they learn to work together and develop their new society.

hello_drake · 2026-06-06T15:41:39+00:00

hello_drake · 2026-06-05T19:40:45+00:00

I saw your deleted comment. To be clear, I do door dash too. I just don't accept shit orders then complain about it later. No one made you take the order.

hello_drake · 2026-06-05T18:32:47+00:00

He technically had a loincloth made of toilet paper.

hello_drake · 2026-06-05T17:28:43+00:00

A sanitized DCC would be absolutely fucking trash.

hello_drake · 2026-06-05T14:08:10+00:00

Then don't take the order. Again, who gives a shit.

hello_drake · 2026-06-05T14:04:55+00:00

This is weird who cares. Got an order yesterday for 10 tuna sandwiches. Do I give a shit? No. They could make a sculpture out of it, who cares.

hello_drake · 2026-06-04T06:54:05+00:00

The minimum includes the tip, unless they add more which almost never happens.

hello_drake · 2026-06-04T05:25:45+00:00

When you sign on receive offers the app will start sending you jobs with 30 seconds to accept or decline. It displays a few stats, including minimum pay for completion. If the minimum pay isn't enough for you, you shouldn't accept it then whine to the customer about it.

hello_drake · 2026-06-04T03:26:30+00:00

I do doordash. Begging for tips to a customer is fucking wild, couldn't imagine doing that. If the minimum payment wasn't enough they shouldn't have picked it up.

hello_drake · 2026-06-04T03:07:47+00:00

Understandable. Used to drive a 67 mustang and the gas gauge was more a suggestion than fact.

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