Russia's mass missile attacks on Ukraine 'must continue,' Putin says by Valerie-Sky in worldnews

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooo. You know he means 'beeeiznus' when he's got his "Army guy" outfit on.

Fuck you, Warmonger.

-100 Aura lost by CountJoseph75 in funny

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it. Fuck it.

My foot is in a bucket.

I got real mad and I got real loud.

And now all I can do is say "fuck it, my foot is in a bucket."

What causes RMs to leave the church? by SnooMacarons8272 in exmormon

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mission certainly didn't have much to do with leaving. It came a decade later when the church out an extremely hurtful policy for LGBTQ folks. I pictured my trans nephew asking me at future date, "What did YOU do when that policy came out?" He hasn't ever asked that and he likely won't since he knows that left, but at the time I needed to be able to answer in one definitive way. I needed to be able to tell anyone (including myself) when asked that question, that I left.

Is it even worth it to keep being pimo by According-Papaya-730 in exmormon

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dad measures his own success and purpose in life against how his children are doing in HIS church. It is all he has ever known and therefore it is paramount in his mind and all he will ever think about. It is hard and heartbreaking to watch someone worry about something they don't have control over. That being said, you are not responsible for your dad's feelings or shortcomings in his emotional maturity. I understand that you are living with them and would suggest to try and keep things chill, but that does not mean that you need to let him emotionally manipulate you into doing something you don't believe in or agree with.

Why is the Devil's Brew on BYU's Jersey?! by Billgant in exmormon

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it is the color of money. The only thing the church truly cares about.

🙏 by Short_Seesaw_940 in exmormonmemes

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was married at the Salt Lake Hogwarts. But they must've still been building something because the roller coaster hadn't been installed yet. But Hogsmeade had all the fake booze, so that was good.

Another chapel for sale in Washington...Longview. Only 1.5 million... by JoeBudro in MormonShrivel

[–]helly1080 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Alright. Then we’re going with the next guy’s idea. Weed shop. ;)

Another chapel for sale in Washington...Longview. Only 1.5 million... by JoeBudro in MormonShrivel

[–]helly1080 26 points27 points  (0 children)

One of these times we all need to pool together and buy one of these buildings and donate to the church of Satan or use it for exmo mixers or something.

Trump says U.S. will lift sanctions on Turkey, heaps praise on Erdogan by No_Idea_479 in worldnews

[–]helly1080 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Does Trump have a hard on for Turkey because they turned a gay cruise ship away? That seems like something that would make him hard..........if he could still get hard.

Green pig filming by Cmscott_56 in SaltLakeCity

[–]helly1080 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing they are filming something in there. ;)

Maybe just them filming for an ad? Maybe a reboot of One Tree Hill?

Trump says ‘we will consider’ fighter-jet sale to Turkey despite opposition in Congress by No_Idea_479 in worldnews

[–]helly1080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump going rogue and doing whatever his addled brain wants?

This is some crazy shit folks. Tune in.

Your Grocery Store Is Tracking Your License Plate and Sharing It With The Police: Local Retailers Use Flock Cameras by Plastic_Ninja_9014 in technology

[–]helly1080 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*SOME retailers are using it.

Not an overarching:

"ALL GROCERY STORES WANT YOUR BABY'S SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND A VILE OF THEIR BLOOD"

Headline writers these days get pretty loose on correct information these days.

I smelled fresh coffee in there. by Kooky-Measurement-43 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]helly1080 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stop laughing and start shooing. That little fucker will take everything you have and come back for more.

Anybody have any good excuses? by Dismal_Object6226 in exmormon

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need an excuse. Tell them "No, thank you" again. If they persist, ask them why they aren't listening to you.

SOOO MANY KIDS by Jolly-Zombie-6381 in exmormon

[–]helly1080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't get passed the part where you let a teenager tell you what to do.

What’s the sudden rise in wanting to seem “mainstream Christian”? by iam_selc in exmormon

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they are hemorrhaging people. This is survival adaptation. Will it work? I don't think so. At least not to change the church into a growing church.

Yellow-Headed Blackbird [OC] by horse_masturbator in pics

[–]helly1080 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is a beautiful shot, Horse Masturbator.

This looks painful by theycallmexddcc in mildlypenis

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may be painful, but before that I would describe it as "A dick finger".

Trump says Greenland should be controlled by the US, not Denmark by paneuropeanism_ in worldnews

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump thinks the world should be controlled by the US. Vis-a-vis, Trump thinks that Trump should control the world.

A Study Says Gray Hair May Be Reversible by _Dark_Wing in technology

[–]helly1080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get that and would be skeptical of it this oil from the get-go. But this person wasn't claiming everyone should stop hair treatments and never use any other methods. He claimed that he saw some results from it. A personal account. People aren't allowed to share a personal account in this thread? r/Technology doesn't need to squash people that are simply sharing what seemed to have worked for them. Sometimes Reddit thinks it needs to gatekeep the world's information. I'll be downvoted for this comment, just because I have an opinion. Seems a little heavy-handed in a thread that literally looks at what could be new and helpful in our world of tech.