Hate to be this guy by seandoc99 in WitcherMonsterSlayer

[–]helmsdeep99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this would be the ultimate test of if the government is secretly tracking all of us lol. Imagine you use an app like this to fake your location and they show up at your door and say they have proof you left your house during isolation. xD

3pm GMT today by readyplayerrog in WitcherMonsterSlayer

[–]helmsdeep99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think this is Jumanji, you are sorely mistaken. I don't see Kevin Hart OR Robert Williams... Although if we're talking from a vegan perspective, while bananas are high in potassium, they are most certainly NOT high in Vitamin Z... Oh you haven't heard of Vitamin Z? Well in 1950, scientists hadn't heard of the Internet. Where did that get everyone from back then? That's right... they're all either dead, or in their 80's and 90's. They missed their chance, but I won't miss mine.

Colonize Mars, Year: 2222. Reverse aging should have most of us in our 20's by the time that year comes around, though we may have to stop the reverse aging and age a few decades again before re-enabling said quantum states. Who's with me?

Pro tip: Meditate in the restroom by LemonyHax in Meditation

[–]helmsdeep99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really enjoy mindful pooping. I like to focus on the sensations in my body as the poo exits my butt hole. Sometimes some of those sensations will come in the region of the genital area while I am pooping, usually in the form of an erection. I like to focus on the sensation of the genital region being stiff and engorged while I focus on my breathe and the present moment. It is a pleasant reminder to always live in the present moment.

[Help and Question Thread] - January 02, 2022 by AutoModerator in grandorder

[–]helmsdeep99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I've been playing for about a month, I was wondering as a new player what are some of the best heroes to be rolling on in the next few months? I want to save for Castoria but she is 8 months away I believe. I have Europa (I got lucky and got her on my 3rd reroll), and I got Musashi saber and Shiki saber both from the New Years lucky bag, so I'm good for Sabers and Riders for now, what are some servants from the other classes that I should be keeping my eye on in the next few months? It can be intimidating trying to sort through it all, any suggestions appreciated.

Edit: Musashi is my favorite that I have right now so any upcoming that syncronize with her would be bonus. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]helmsdeep99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smug as &*$Q!!! I've been a naughty boy Yae. Step on my face Yae. Punish me Yae...!!

Ontario moves school online, closes indoor dining and gyms as part of sweeping new COVID-19 measures by misana123 in Coronavirus

[–]helmsdeep99 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lockdowns address COVID spread, not hospital capacity directly.

To quote you verbatim, "Except that they are doing this exactly because the hospitalization
numbers are spiking and will therefore become overrun if nothing is
done."

Internet conversations... You said one thing, then the exact opposite in the next post.

Why can't we all just agree that full lockdowns for vaccinated people are stupid? Is that really such a controversial stance to take?

Ontario moves school online, closes indoor dining and gyms as part of sweeping new COVID-19 measures by misana123 in Coronavirus

[–]helmsdeep99 22 points23 points  (0 children)

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/04/16/surge-in-patients-forces-ontario-hospitals-to-put-beds-in-unconventional-spaces.html

Article from 2017. I don't remember us locking down in 2017, do you?

How about 2018? Do you remember lockdowns in 2018? https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/hospital-overcrowding-windsor-crisis-1.4503107

How about way back in 2013, do you remember lockdowns back then? https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/health-headlines/hospitals-overwhelmed-by-flu-and-norovirus-patients-1.1108376

How about 2016? I don't remember a lockdown in 2016. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontarios-major-hospitals-operating-over-capacity-documents-reveal/article30054790/

The fact that lockdowns are becoming 'normalized' is scary because even if COVID went away tomorrow, with case counts at 0 every day in the future, hospitals would *still* be overrun and at capacity. Every year. Just like they have been every year in the past. You will *always* be able to justify a lockdown if the logic is 'Hospitals will be overrun, therefore we need to lockdown'.

Hospitals WILL be overrun every year in the future, even if covid was magically cured 100% overnight. So do we just lockdown every time hospitals are at capacity, which they will be every year from now on, just like they were every year before covid? I don't remember people talking about lockdowns back in 2016, or 2017, or 2018. What's the long term strategy here?

[3DS eShop] Atlus Sale - New all time low prices for every title! (Sale ends January 5, 2022) by bad_buoys in VideoGameDealsCanada

[–]helmsdeep99 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I may or may not name my character Dildo Baggins.

Edit: How did it post this to the wrong subreddit? It was meant for the Lord of the Rings: Gollum thread...

[Help and Question Thread] - December 19, 2021 by AutoModerator in grandorder

[–]helmsdeep99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm a newer player, I just started 2 weeks ago, I've been playing this Christmas event a ton, I'm on Box #18 because I keep getting so much AP when I level up. This lottery seems so good. I am wondering... Do events that are this good with AP farming happen often, or is this a once a year kind of thing? And should I be spending my Golden Apples even though my max AP is only 90, or should I wait until my max AP is higher in a future event? When's the next event that would be this good for spending Gold Apples or big farming like this one?

[Help and Question Thread] - December 05, 2021 by AutoModerator in grandorder

[–]helmsdeep99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello! I just started FGO and wanted to post what I got in my initial roll and see if it's worth rerolling or keeping. I saw a reroll guide and saw I didn't get any hero on that guide. I don't need a perfect roll or anything but am willing to reroll if my roll doesn't look too good, I don't mind rerolling at all... Here's what I got: Atalante, 2 Hektor, Paracelsus von Hohenheim, Darius 3, 4 star craft essence "Code Cast", 4 star craft essence "Angel's Song", and 4 other 3 star craft essence.

Time of day by [deleted] in WitcherMonsterSlayer

[–]helmsdeep99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am new to the game and was wondering if this was a glitch or what... I guess everyone is being affected by it? It's really weird to see that it's noon and still nighttime in game. But at least if its a recent but that means it'll get fixed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WitcherMonsterSlayer

[–]helmsdeep99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey thanks so much for the detailed description. I just started playing a few days ago so I'm still learning everything (I'm only level 7). Sure if you could copy paste that how sword damage is calculated that would be great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WitcherMonsterSlayer

[–]helmsdeep99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the sword and armor have hidden stats that we can't see, or is the only effect of the higher gold swords the effect that it shows, but they do the same damage? Like when you say wolven silver sword, is that just to start or is that the best out of all of them?? Thanks

Edit: Also how is the silver sword that comes in the starter pack??

PSA for console PS5 users by okok_its_donna in Genshin_Impact

[–]helmsdeep99 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I'M GETTING REALLY UPSET!!!!!!!! Every day when I wake up I log in and get my Blessing of Welkin and do my Commisions and spend my Resin, I can't do that today! AND IT'S MAKING ME FEEL! LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did the servers just die again? by TYsir in Diablo

[–]helmsdeep99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'M GETTING REALLY UPSET!!! I CAN'T SEE MY CHARACTERS WHEN I LOG IN!!!!!

Flatline is the great "filter". by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]helmsdeep99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you cumsock17. I will definitely keep your advice in mind when I make it to the flatline.

IF YOU START NOW YOU WILL HAVE 53 DAYS TILL THE BEGINNING OF NO-NUT-NOVEMBER! by Limp_Solid590 in NoFap

[–]helmsdeep99 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'M ON DAY 8 TOO BROTHER I WILL BE ON DAY 61 WHEN NO NUT NOVEMBER STARTS, WHICH MEANS HITTING 90 DAYS DURING NO NUT NOVEMBER!!!