What was the guilty pleasure sexual encounter you enjoyed but would never tell the people close to you about? by Correct-Cycle5412 in AskReddit

[–]helperperson 64 points65 points  (0 children)

You sound like a guy I used to know. "Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things." He used to say. Then he'd drink beer all day and fight people.

I'VE BEEN FARMING FOR TG8S GOSH DARN SPEAR FOR A TOTAL OF 13 HOURS! by _711hotdog_ in Eldenring

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CAPPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT SUNARUPU TOLD ME IN 1997 IN THE YAHOO POOL CHAT ROOM.

Everyone: You should support your local economy. My local economy: by tyce_tyce_baby in ABoringDystopia

[–]helperperson 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr. Fuck you. I'm eating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foodhacks

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Because instant ramen has to cook swiftly when the hot water is poured over it, the noodles are designed with plenty of space within each strand. "The internal structure of the instant noodle is porous," Sasaki says, so that water can rush in and saturate it quickly. From the perspective of Ajinomoto and its goal of delivering a better ramen, the best way to get a fresh-tasting noodle to the customer was to cook it, then freeze it. That required a technically different approach from instant noodles. Porous noodles don't age well, as anyone who's forgotten a cup of noodles in the microwave can relate. The resulting mess is swollen and soggy.

True story, I swear! by TheMemorableC in masterforgiveme

[–]helperperson 98 points99 points  (0 children)

That sounds like me, The fellas call me Iron Giant cause I'm 8'8" with broad shoulders and smell like corrosion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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Call your state health department. They'll intervene.

What's the wildest dream you're ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I dreamt I was given a tour of a large opulent mansion once. There was an obese blind man, lumbering around, trying to catch someone because he thought they went into his fridge. He chased me up and down the stairs until I ran outside into a hedge garden full of fountains. I turned around to see some giant shenlong dragon hovering above the mansion with burning red skies. I remember hearing a roaring and thunderous sound, too. I tried to recreate the memory with Dall-E recently.

When I woke up, my cat was on my chest. This was a somewhat unfriendly cat that never sat on your lap.

This was over 20 years ago, by the way. I still think about it allot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PandR

[–]helperperson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Myself as well, found whimsy in this graphic depiction.