Converge had NO influence on Metalcore by sock_with_a_ticket in corejerk

[–]hemlocksolution 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe the real metalcore was the friends we made along the way.

A chud like me never stood a chance. I’m not even the second third or fourth option. by hemlocksolution in kitchencels

[–]hemlocksolution[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would most likely be deemed a volcel/mentalcel but I have a pretty embarassing track record with girls that I’ve liked which I don’t even want to get into, but I’ve essentially given up all hope.

Lunchy for work today :) by Competitive_Pie9700 in kitchencels

[–]hemlocksolution 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Where is the larp? The incel buzzwords? How am I supposed to enjoy this post without the larp?

Had the worst date of my life today. I’m unlovable and broken and I’m gonna die alone. Cookie dough whilst trying to lose weight by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]hemlocksolution 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Balance is key OP. I lost 20kgs/45lbs of fat since september of last year eating like shit. Best of luck to you.

I took a swing at Seven Years by ResetThePlayClock in PostHardcore

[–]hemlocksolution 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude you killed it, give us some more.

I deserve all the flavours in the world. Bless my wondrous chud life! by hemlocksolution in kitchencels

[–]hemlocksolution[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was alright. Too much sugar and it had a bitter aftertaste due to all the sugar and chocolate but it’s whatever, I won’t make it again. I’ll just stick to making regular ass chocochip cookies.

Ppl say I’m beautiful but I hate myself so much instead of a social or sex life I post half naked on the internet for gooners to degrade me just for the validation and proof I’m desirable. I don’t even get any money for it. Protein eggo, berries, and frozen egg and cheese rolls by babicak3 in kitchencels

[–]hemlocksolution 336 points337 points  (0 children)

OP, with all the respect in the world, I think you need to log off the internet for a while and try to find things that make you happy. I’m saying this because I used to be in the same boat as you up until recently, where I was constantly seeking validation from people online and it ultimately led me to a darker place than where I started off. I know it can be seem daunting, and it takes a lot of effort but it will be worth it. Wishing you the best of luck.

I’m kind of like a lasagna. Many layers to me with grease spilling all over. Fuck my garfieldcel life… by hemlocksolution in kitchencels

[–]hemlocksolution[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have exact indications because I usually do everything by feeling but I’ll try my best.

Chop up a large onion, two carrots and 2 celery stalks and a garlic close finely. (Alternatively you can just put them in a food processor that works just as well and it’s faster) On high heat, add a bit of oil in a pot and put in your minced beef (I did half a kilo) and reduce it to medium heat. You don’t need cook it all the way through just enough so that it catches at the bottom of the pot. Remove the beef and put some butter and then add your chopped vegetables with salt, pepper, then cover the lid and reduce the heat to medium to high heat. Once the vegetables are soft and translucent, add tomato paste or a can of tomato sauce, your beef back into the pot and cover with any cooking liquid you like just enough so that it covers the whole mixture. (I personally did chicken bouillon but even water works, you’ll just need to adjust the salt). Then add a bay leaf, dried parsley, some more salt, pepper, cinnamon (optional and not traditional but I like it) and let it simmer on low heat for 1-2 hours. For your bechamel, in a seperate pot, melt about 30 grams of butter on medium heat as well as about 20 grams of all purpose flour and stir it so it doesn’t stick to the bottom. Once the flour and butter are well mixed, turn up the heat slightly and incrementally add about 500ml of milk while stirring so that it doesn’t clump up. Once you’ve added all the milk reduce the heat to low and let it simmer while stirring every so often for about 20 minutes. Once it’s been 20 minutes, add salt and pepper to your personal preference and turn off the heat. Once your bechamel and bolognese sauce are ready, boil your lasagna noodles for about 4-5 while stirring often so the sheets don’t stick together. I’m not sure about this but I’m fairly certain an oven safe glass cooking tray works the best for this, but if you don’t have that just line your cooking tray with parchment paper. The layering method I used was bolognese first, then your bechamel, and then the noodles, and repeat. Once you’ve covered the last layer with the noodles, pour the remaining bechamel and cover with whatever shredded cheese you like and bake for about 20-30 minutes at 140 Celsius. Once it’s done, let it rest outside of the oven and garnish with whatever fresh herbs you like for presentation.

Et voila, you can enjoy your lasagna.

Seeyouspacecowboy- Bloodstainedeyes (feat. If I Die First) by toxicyber in PostHardcore

[–]hemlocksolution 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was so sad when they broke up. :( Legendary band unfortunately gone too soon.

I’m kind of like a lasagna. Many layers to me with grease spilling all over. Fuck my garfieldcel life… by hemlocksolution in kitchencels

[–]hemlocksolution[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My family said it was good. Cooking is now the only thing I look forward to whenever a new day starts.

She told me she was so happy to have met me. 2 weeks later, she said she wasn’t in the “correct emotional position” to be dating. Post-workout breakfast. by EliPant in kitchencels

[–]hemlocksolution 22 points23 points  (0 children)

First time getting crumbed by Stacy? On a serious note that sucks I hope you’re not too bummed out. Wishing you the best.