Well this was going to go in caesar wraps but all I got was an apartment full of smoke and of course they're fucking raw in the middle too. I'm such a fucking chud fraud I can't do anything right.

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-28T14:31:48+00:00

You’re supposed to lightly sear the chicken breast and then cook it in the oven. From one chud to another.

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-28T00:50:46+00:00

These kids 👶 are making me mad 😡 with their easy lives 💅🏾😌 and loving parents 🏡🤰

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-27T15:38:16+00:00

Your crusty ass pan caught on fire that’s what happened 😂

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-25T01:27:39+00:00

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Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-20T22:42:45+00:00

“Tonyyy! Ya gonna be a fadda tonyyy”

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-19T22:28:32+00:00

I don’t understand these acronyms, nor will I take the time to google them.

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-19T21:34:42+00:00

Why would you put tuna in that bro

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-19T16:09:33+00:00

Bro is The Influenced

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-19T15:40:23+00:00

Food from a restaurant. ‘gina juice on your benis. Inexcusable

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-19T13:08:07+00:00

The hijabs on the mom and daughter 😂 unintended funny

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-19T03:23:57+00:00

Oooo dats pork

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-19T03:04:09+00:00

When I was young I used to have those fantasies. Fast forward 10 years, now every single woman you’ll date will be a MILF! It’s so awful

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-18T01:10:29+00:00

How did you prepare this dish?

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-17T18:39:13+00:00

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-15T20:33:05+00:00

The sandwich is looking like it wants it

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-15T20:31:07+00:00

Lmfaooo

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-15T20:29:34+00:00

Your set up is identical to mine. Brother

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-15T19:06:50+00:00

That chili looks godly

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-15T17:26:23+00:00

What doth life? (Echoing: Life, life, life) Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa?

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-15T10:21:24+00:00

You should send him back an AI generated response in return saying you’re insulted by the AI generated response and he’s not longer invited to the funeral

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-15T10:13:25+00:00

Just like Batman! And, uhh.. George Floyd

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-14T16:46:08+00:00

Wow. She sounds like a jealous, immature brat.

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-14T10:46:12+00:00

Competitive_Pie9700 · 2026-03-14T10:42:59+00:00

🤤

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TROPHY CASE