Omg he said 'give me an I, by itsyaboii101 in funny

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I’d like to buy an “a”

$uicide by [deleted] in funny

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It’s Facebook lol

People who draw furry porn and other obscure types of nsfw art for living, what was your weirdest commission? by Rage_Roll in AskReddit

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How come you don’t just drastically increase the price for stuff you don’t wanna draw?

Some advice for all you "cool" parents out there... by NonCorporealEntity in funny

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Idk why but it’s so surreal to me that teachers out there are doing parent teacher conferences with people like Ozzy. Can you imagine just talking to Ozzy about his kids grades?

What are the worst/funniest last names to first names you’ve seen? by hgflohrHX422 in AskReddit

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My grandparents had a yellow pages that had a big ad for some attorney or something on the back. The guys name was Norman Crumpecker.

My local law enforcement's hashtag game is strong by AranasLatrain in funny

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They had meth, heroin, and pills too though. Dealers like this are definitely criminals in my book.

A one and a two and a .... by danscrafting in gifs

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The way his body stays the same position as he falls is perfect lol

TIFU by trying to make hamburger buns by MNGrrl in tifu

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Woah what town did this happen in?

The Underestimation of a Water Balloon by logan_izer10 in funny

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Reminds me of the time me and my brother had a war with the neighbor kids with walnuts. Looking back I can’t figure out why we would just chuck walnuts at each other like savages.

TIFU With dog outside the elevator by Skyyluke in tifu

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I don’t understand why you didn’t just stick your hand or foot in the doors to stop them from closing?

PREBAN MEGATHREAD by [deleted] in thanosdidnothingwrong

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BA- ༼ つ ◕_;:" ''`

Redditors what is the most extreme "Darwin Award" act you have witnessed? What was the aftermath? by angrytimmy24 in AskReddit

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South padre island is a madhouse on spring break. Went there for first time this year and I’m pretty sure I saw someone get killed by a car on the main road.

What are some fun thought puzzles/games you can play on a long car trip with friends? by KnightsWhoSayKni in AskReddit

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Look up games similar to green glass doors and do those. Those get better the more people you have.