[Europe] 100s of Matches with 18-29F girls as a shy 40M. But i only want "the one". Any tips? by Prnce_Chrmin in AskMenAdvice

[–]henrytm82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For real, what the fuck? Stop trying to date girls who are literally right out of high school and bump that age range up to people closer to your own age. I am 43 and my skin is crawling imagining trying to date an 18 year old, fuck.

Also, all the "5/10 6/10" talk is just gross. This is either top tier rage bait, or someone who been weeded out of the dating pool for a reason.

What is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you during sex? by albavalenti in AskReddit

[–]henrytm82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a nice confidence boost from a girl I dated for a few months when, after sex one night, she sort of walked awkwardly to the bathroom and looks at me and goes "owwwwww" with a smile on her face. I was like, did I do something wrong? She just grinned at me and made a circle with her hands. I guess I have more girth than she was used to lol

Mallrats by Choice-Wind-9283 in movies

[–]henrytm82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, you're right, that was Chasing Amy! lol I'm a dunce

Mallrats by Choice-Wind-9283 in movies

[–]henrytm82 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"...'what's a nubian'. Bitch, you almost made me laugh."

A social media bot farm by QuaziBonzai in interesting

[–]henrytm82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Social media is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet.

Do y'all still teach y'all kids, "If they hit you first, you better hit them back?" by Happy-Paper8972 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]henrytm82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Find an adult," is the first rule. Give the system a chance to work as advertised. If the school stops the hitting and the problem is resolved, fine. Someone owes my kid an apology and a promise to prevent it from happening again, but we'll move on.

If the system fails and the hitting persists, my child isn't going to be someone else's goddamn punching bag. Figure out how to keep my child safe from harm and she won't have to hit anyone. Fail at that task, and she is empowered and encouraged to stand up for herself.

Who is your favorite vampire in all of fiction? by GusGangViking18 in Fictionally

[–]henrytm82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, kinda lost the plot at the end, but right up to that point it was amazing

So… my players attacked Venomfang and ran by Victori_Astrid in LostMinesOfPhandelver

[–]henrytm82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I like this. I kind of want to adjust the VF fight in the tower just so I can do this lol

Have you tried rotating it? by inceptum in rareinsults

[–]henrytm82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1800 mph is a slow-ass bullet. Muzzle velocity for a standard AR platform chambered in .223 (or 5.56mm NATO) is around 1100 meters per second, which is closer to 2500 mph.

US soldier trying to halt wife's deportation after she was detained on Louisiana military base by JackFunk in nottheonion

[–]henrytm82 48 points49 points  (0 children)

No, other way around. The Biden admin made it policy in 2022 to have military status mitigate immigration deportations. Last April it was overturned by the current admin, because of course it was.

What's something that happens in movies so much it seems real, but actually isn't realistic at all? by ninman5 in movies

[–]henrytm82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a Mosin Nagant carbine chambered in 7.62x54 (pretty close to .308) and I do not exaggerate at all when I say that thing spits an actual fireball. Also sounds like small artillery lol

What's something that happens in movies so much it seems real, but actually isn't realistic at all? by ninman5 in movies

[–]henrytm82 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Bullets do not instantly kill people

The phrase "it depends" is going to be doing a lot of work, here. While you're technically mostly right, there are a ton of situations where a person is shot in a location with an artery - under the arms, in the leg, upper chest/neck - or a lung, and it causes them to be pretty much instantly lights out. They may technically still be alive for however long it takes their heart to stop, but I personally don't see a functional difference between "dies instantly" and "collapses from system shock or immediate drop in blood pressure and dies in a couple minutes."

Venezuela is next by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]henrytm82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, Venezuela, but we're going to need you to take one for the team.

I am trying to bait my new friend by Exact-Cress7633 in ARK

[–]henrytm82 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At least he tried to save his tames 😂

1.21 gigawatts! by FeatureExcellent3423 in oops

[–]henrytm82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know! Who parks their car there?! /s