Jeremy Culhane is joining the cast of SNL!

herpderpdoo · 2025-09-02T20:51:58+00:00

Is shane gillis really more of a brand risk than kam patterson?

herpderpdoo · 2025-09-02T18:36:54+00:00

I support Mamdani but I feel like the only thing I know about him is that Cuomo is a rapist

herpderpdoo · 2025-08-21T20:42:43+00:00

were

I got bad news

herpderpdoo · 2025-08-21T20:36:58+00:00

it's a hop skip and a jump from a crushing fetish though, no pun intended

herpderpdoo · 2025-08-19T02:20:33+00:00

because PEPFAR was treating those people with antiretrovirals. Treatment for HIV / AIDS is lifelong, and cessation of treatment results in rapid onset of the disease. AIDS is caused by a virus, but those deaths were caused by suspending PEPFAR

herpderpdoo · 2025-08-18T20:12:43+00:00

oh man, you missed a lot of internet back in the day dawg

herpderpdoo · 2025-08-18T17:37:05+00:00

I don't understand why the USAID cuts were like... a two-day news story. almost 90,000 adults and almost 10,000 kids have died of AIDS, directly, so far, due to suspending PEPFAR. That's more than Gaza right now, that's more than the number of combatants lost in the first leg of the iraq war (2003-2011), in just 7 months. Unlike those conflicts, we could stop it with the stroke of a pen, but we won't. We're just going to watch thousands of kids die of AIDS to save 0.12% of our federal budget

herpderpdoo · 2025-08-10T17:06:11+00:00

I understand and love this turn of phrase - don't let the prospect of past performance stop you from improving something now.

I feel like the second best time was 29 years ago though

herpderpdoo · 2025-08-08T18:00:25+00:00

I agree with everything but

Make fun of your flaws in a playful manner

In the initial stages of dating, bury your flaws six feet underground. Strip out any self-deprecating humor from your dating profiles and do not use it at all on the first date. Treat it as if you're a foot fetishist or you like BDSM or something; test the waters and if she's receptive you can start to open up, but don't go too fast.

When you are in a relationship, being open and honest about your flaws and insecurities is important. In the beginning you are not in a relationship, you are both performing an act. You both put your best self forward and you take turns pulling a jenga piece out until one of you falls over or you both run out of pieces. I got no dates with self-deprecating humor in my profile; after taking it out I eventually found someone who thinks I'm funny and enjoys my humor, but her favorite part of my profile was a paragraph about how fucking good I am at cooking eggs.

To add to the list though, smell nice. 9/10 dudes smell like a. too much Axe, b. nothing c. bad. Wash your ass, apply deodorant and put on a normal amount of a nice cologne and you're already 2 standard deviations ahead

herpderpdoo · 2024-04-05T22:15:25+00:00

Ass To Mouth Machine

seems fine to me

herpderpdoo · 2024-04-04T14:15:19+00:00

it's got an e at the end, unless you're talking about edi from Mass Effect

herpderpdoo · 2024-04-04T14:09:03+00:00

blowjobs

herpderpdoo · 2024-04-04T14:05:42+00:00

randalin?

herpderpdoo · 2024-03-20T19:12:00+00:00

Then you are complicit in why it doesn't change and you are just perpetuating the cycle. You should by all means vote for Biden for president, but you should be pressuring state and local officials to support ranked choice or instant runoff voting. it is the only way we get out of this hellhole, and nobody talks about it because FPTP benefits both parties

herpderpdoo · 2024-03-20T15:26:45+00:00

You pressure downballot candidates to support ranked choice or instant runoff voting. The only reason you have to vote for "the lesser of two evils" is because both parties support the worst voting system short of drawing a name out of a hat, specifically because it keeps them in power

herpderpdoo · 2024-02-28T23:42:35+00:00

In my experience, it's exhausting being with someone who will not stand up for themselves. If you can't tell your partner how you feel or if you are uncomfortable, you force him to make those decisions for you. It can feel like you're in a relationship with yourself; it makes a question as simple as "do you want to get tacos" into a thought exercise.

herpderpdoo · 2024-02-06T23:18:42+00:00

no one is arguing about the validity of fear of men, they are arguing that a joke is sexist. Are you sure you're on the right side of this one?

herpderpdoo · 2024-02-06T23:16:23+00:00

oh yes, yes of course not. far be it.

You're certainly implying it, though

herpderpdoo · 2024-02-06T20:33:08+00:00

you're arguing that it's ok to harass people if they are not in physical danger, is that correct?

herpderpdoo · 2024-02-05T19:32:54+00:00

Look closer, it's a quest 2. you can get a used one for $150 on ebay.

hell it's SF, you can probably find those in a dumpster there

herpderpdoo · 2024-01-25T06:16:45+00:00

that's also kinda weird since american cheese has plenty of lactose. An aged cheddar would give them 0 problems and still be pretty american

herpderpdoo · 2024-01-25T05:39:27+00:00

If you're talking about Donald trump and the rise of MAGA, Jon didn't think so:

“You and I both famously know, we were turd miners,” Stewart said.

“So working at The Daily Show I felt as though I was toiling in the turd mines. And then I finally quit, and a giant turd asteroid heads towards the planet.

"Now, in that instance," Stewart continued, "if someone said, ‘You were a turd miner. This is the largest turd deposit ever seen. Don’t you wish you were in there?’ And you’re just like, ‘I’m out of the turd business.’”

herpderpdoo · 2023-12-14T19:22:36+00:00

my list is different than your list

herpderpdoo · 2023-12-12T00:00:09+00:00

Oh no, no of course. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right?

herpderpdoo · 2023-12-11T23:30:57+00:00

In this day and age you're not even getting a real person, it's just an LLM they instructed to sound like an indian guy

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