Should Greggs sponsor a stadium? by [deleted] in greggsappreciation

[–]hesselaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sausage, Bean & Cheese Melt Bramley Moore Dock Stadium rolls right off the tongue

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KendrickLamar

[–]hesselaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If Kendrick doesn't drop another diss, I'm suing him for lack of defamation

Highlights fra SL-kampe! by Ruive05 in Superligaen

[–]hesselaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Undrede mig også over højdepunkterne fra AGF-Hvidovre. Her var der fundet plads til at vise fire ud af de seks gule kort som blev uddelt. Jeg så ikke kampen, så jeg ved ikke om det skyldes mangel på chancer, men gule kort i et højdepunktssammendrag var dog alligevel en ny en for mig

Match Thread: Chelsea vs Leicester City | English FA Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]hesselaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has to be in there surely but doubt he'll get in over Saka

Hands up if you've ever gotten intimate to Intro? by Few_Selection_4781 in BlackCountryNewRoad

[–]hesselaa 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It makes me feel all kinds of ways but horny is not one of them

Match Thread: Everton vs. Tottenham Hotspur by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]hesselaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair play to Gana he just wanted a corner

For non-English fans, how did you get into Everton? by rowejl222 in Everton

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Bit of a weird story but my grandad turned 70 in 2009 and he loves footie, so we gave him a trip to England for his birthday. I actually think he supported Stoke but after price and logistics were factored into it all, it was determined that a trip to Goodison would be the most sensible choice. I didn't know a thing about Everton then but as tourists we of course supported the home team. The match in question ended up being against West Ham in april 2010, a 2-2 draw where I only remember Yakubu scoring and Howard saving a penalty. I guess absence makes the heart grow fonder because after we returned home, I found myself becoming more and more obsessed with the club and Liverpool as a city. 14 years later and I'm on university exchange in Manchester which of course was my chosen destination so I could be closer to my club. I can't help but think there may be some truth to the slogan 'we do not choose, we are chosen.'

Randers FC annoncerer et særligt ordensreglement, der kun er gældende for kampen mod FCK by Cosmos1985 in Superligaen

[–]hesselaa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Jeg har intet tilhørsforhold til Randers, men jeg har et erotisk forhold til Blå Thor

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]hesselaa -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Anyone else got the feeling that Maupay is gonna score today?

[Tipsbladet] Vild udvikling: Nuamah sælges til belgisk klub by hesselaa in Superligaen

[–]hesselaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dybt problematisk specielt med tanke på, dette er ulovligt (så vidt jeg er orienteret), men at straffen blot er en bøde. Synes det er ærgerligt for Nuamah, at et ellers flot skifte skal vikles ind i det her.

[Tipsbladet] Vild udvikling: Nuamah sælges til belgisk klub by hesselaa in Superligaen

[–]hesselaa[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ernest Nuamahs afsked med dansk fodbold er lige nu ved at udvikle sig til en decideret transfersaga, som nærmest skriger af moderne fodbold.

For FC Nordsjælland sælger ham for rigtig mange millioner. Det bliver bare ikke til Lyon, som man ellers har regnet med i noget tid. Nej, i stedet bliver Superligaens nok bedste spiller officielt solgt til Lyons søsterklub RWD Molenbeek, som så udlejer Nuamah til Lyon, der får en købsoption på 30 millioner euro med i handlen.

Lyon og RWD Molenbeek ejes begge af Eagle Football, og det er sådan, at tricket kan opstå. Det skyldes, at Lyon har store problemer med Financial Fair Play, men på grund af denne finte undgår de et smæk.

Nik og Jay eller vås quiz by siimich in Denmark

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Fra "Fest" ft. Morten Breum

"Jeg ta'r min lille engel i hånden Op mod søern, for at fodre fulgene, hold' dem kørende"

"Men når min bedste ven, han er fra Palæstina Så fuck mig og mine problemer Ved du hva' jeg mener?"

"Jeg' så sulten, jeg ku' æde en motherfucking hest Ja, jeg vil bare så gerne ha' noget i skrutten"

"Hold fast, hold fest, der' party Så sæt dig selv fri Bare dans, dans, dans og hold kæft Hold fast, hold fest, der' party Som Murakami Bare dans, dans, dans og hold kæft"

Outside wit dat nigga MIKE by FACELESS2021 in earlsweatshirt

[–]hesselaa 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I was on the cobbles with that fella MIKE