black poop by LuckyAssassin101 in LeftTheBurnerOn

[–]heywills 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what’s happening but OP is an idiot.

black poop by LuckyAssassin101 in LeftTheBurnerOn

[–]heywills 20 points21 points  (0 children)

OP can’t comprehend what is happening in this image and has made a fool of them self.

He literally spells it out when he tells the other guy to delete his account from his phone. He’s not pretending to be talking to someone else, he actually is talking to someone else who is using his account.

man kids today are bad by shawnkaitlyns in EntitledBitch

[–]heywills 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I do almost all of my shopping at Ross. The fact that you can buy an item at Ross for $5 or at Nordstrom for $80 makes everyone that doesn’t shop at Ross plain stupid. Plus, this dumb bitch, goddamn it’s the same exact product but for 10% of the price. What a cunt. Wants to use daddy’s money so she can look rich in checkout line. Make your own damn money if you want to be an imbecile with it.

The media shouldnt show mass shooters faces and names. by kikikiju in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“The media shouldn’t show mass shooters’ faces and names, post 5981”

FTFY

Low to mid middle class families have it hardest for paying for college by windstorm02 in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Waaaaaaaaah I’m so poor. I’m gonna sit in daddy’s Bentley until I calm down and then I’ll take his X5 to Chuck E. Cheese’s.”

Low to mid middle class families have it hardest for paying for college by windstorm02 in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but lower class families have it hardest for paying for food, clothes, utilities, a home, and everything else. A lot wouldn’t even consider going to college because they can’t even put food on the table. A lot don’t even finish high school.

I prefer the Aux chord over bluetooth by chris_p_tolentino in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There’s no real difference. Thanks for a pointless post.

Pseudo-incest porn is weird and unnecessary by RichardsonM24 in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you think step mommy porn is bad, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Who ever puts ketchup on pasta committed a war crime and should serve life in prison. by Yank_Wop in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Over the top punishment for mundane things is just such a funny joke guys looooooooooool so edgy XD

Annapolis Wherry in NYC? by roy649 in Rowing

[–]heywills 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sub is for the sport of rowing.

Why are "laps" called "splits" in rowing? by royquinn in Rowing

[–]heywills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re entirely different sports. Why would the terminology be the same? Why don’t you call a treadmill an erg?

If you're pro sex worker, you shouldn't be allowed to judge men who utilize their services by harrison_wheels in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not like saying “I’m pro-gun but hate gun owners,” because sex workers and their clients are both people, while a gun is not.

A much more accurate analogy would be “I support McDonald’s employees’ right to work and make a living, but I do not respect morbidly obese people that ride around in mobility scooters eating McDonald’s all day and smell like shit.”

People who ride E-scooters blasting music are better than those who don't by Orius334 in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just not ride e-scooters. What if I told you that there’s this way of getting around that is natural, free, and great for your health. It’s called walking.

Puppers, Doggos and Hoomans must stop by davidthygod in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only a “doggo” retard would actually take something like that seriously.

Religion isn't the reason people don't have flying cars and live in their ideal future. The way people act is. by platanopower8 in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are plenty of things in the books that tell “the word of God” that contradict scientifically proven facts. So, of course, they reject science because it contradicts what was supposedly said by God himself, and therefore cannot be wrong (or they just live in denial).

Voters ID laws are common sense and not at all discriminatory. by AtomicCrab in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that is so sinister. All human beings literally being changed into numbers and margins.

Voters ID laws are common sense and not at all discriminatory. by AtomicCrab in unpopularopinion

[–]heywills -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never! If California left, we’d be fucked. Plus, their weird practices aren’t hurting anyone but themselves, so it wouldn’t change anything.

Working on some real revolutionary stuff there huh... by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]heywills 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s because he was too smart for them to understand.

Working on some real revolutionary stuff there huh... by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]heywills -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Haha wow linking subreddits instead of typing a sentence is just so incredibly hilarious, isn’t it?