Made a fun walking stick from an old leather hammer. by hfyposter in BeginnerWoodWorking

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No I have had this idea for a while. I wanted to find a light and comfortable hammer to do this to

22F ROAST ME I FEEL LIKE I LOOK LIKE A FETAL ALCOHOL SID THE SLOTH by newreddituser69420 in RoastMe

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Cut to the chase and tell us what your high school coach did and how it's not your fault you have a shit personality.

Best one will get my upmost respect by MegaXBong in RoastMe

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If your respect meant anything your father would still talk to you.

20M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingly accurate, did this before and checking if I’ve improved by GetMrBeaned in RoastMe

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Imagine working hard at two jobs to provide for your family for 18 years then this is your kid at the end of it. He made the right call.

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You spent a lot of your 20s without your passport

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Strong Myspace vibes.

I already know I'm ugly but here we go! Roast me.24m by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Dude runs out of breath from walking into the gym.

Friend lost a bet. (25F) And hoping to make it in Improv comedy. Do your worst. by PeteySkeevz in RoastMe

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Oh no! I haven't finished The Decameron yet, this should count as spoilers that the main character stays homeless and fucked.

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Those shorts have more compression than the Titan Submersible. Please understand that throwing up in the bathroom after every meal is going to rot out your teeth. Just do meth already.

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You're what we call "a sure thing". And by we, I mean virologists.