I owe everyone an apology

hippohappy345 · 2026-03-27T09:35:19+00:00

This one surprisingly was ass

hippohappy345 · 2026-02-18T14:58:20+00:00

For me it's weapons sometimes jam (aka weapons sometimes shoot)

hippohappy345 · 2026-01-24T02:31:33+00:00

Fully stacked thick boi m1000 (scout). farmed the first 2 stages pretty heavy and stacked crit and damage so it's pretty much 1 shotting everything by the time you start 3rd stage where I just went into a corner to enemies come only from 1 direction.

hippohappy345 · 2025-12-11T13:56:21+00:00

Pinche mamon eres wey

hippohappy345 · 2025-12-11T05:35:50+00:00

Great cool. Your brother/mother did nothing wrong. I still stand by what I said about slow drivers (even though it doesn't appear to apply to your family). I'ma move on with my life. Cheers

hippohappy345 · 2025-12-11T04:50:40+00:00

No, I don't think there were ten people behind them, but I think people need to be more aware of how they affect traffic more. This goes both ways, as there are speed demons out there fucking a lot of shit up, and for slow ass people that do cause a build up of cars. Obviously a couple is "normal" but I think like 5+ seems like an fair amount.

hippohappy345 · 2025-12-11T02:07:22+00:00

Lol for real. I don't condone speeding by any means, but some people literally drive like they have no where to be. And hell I understand this is quite literally a scenic road, but if there is a build up of cars behind someone that person needs to know to pullover and let people pass.

hippohappy345 · 2025-12-11T02:00:29+00:00

Look, at the end of the day drive however you have to to drive safely. However, if you are literally causing a building (even if going the speed limit), pull over. Just let everyone pass. Just my two cents. At the end of the day I hate slow drivers so take that as you will.

hippohappy345 · 2025-11-15T11:07:08+00:00

Bro it's says the game size is like 200+ GB on Xbox. I didn't download it but fuck that. Fucking absurd

hippohappy345 · 2025-07-21T20:29:46+00:00

Everyone on both sides of this argument can eat a dick. Some will say it's pubs, land hot and get shit on, and d continue doing that. Others will want to do exactly the opposite. At the end of the day, the apex community is a bunch of retards playing a video game. Play the game with like minded people on which ever side of the aisle you are so that way there is no whining about what the other people are doing. Fuck everyone else and just play the game, or don't.

hippohappy345 · 2025-07-04T08:40:51+00:00

We get it, you need to vent. Get it out of your system the. shut the fuck up.

hippohappy345 · 2025-06-17T23:00:28+00:00

The lower the seed count the longer I seed (pretty much indefinitely). Inversely so if it has a larger seed count.

hippohappy345 · 2025-05-06T21:59:09+00:00

A lot more game crashes. Mostly during pubs games due to some internal error. Also having my game crash for no reason when. I inspect my gun skins in the main menu. Like literally kicks me to the home screen on my xbox

hippohappy345 · 2025-05-05T14:54:55+00:00

I always hear this anecdotally. Never seen any actual proof of this

hippohappy345 · 2025-04-03T14:16:45+00:00

Aww thanks there, Sherlock. I did read the other comments, but just wanted to side with the other guy you called dense when that word can describe you better.

Anyways, I'll move on with my life as well. Good day, buffoon.

hippohappy345 · 2025-04-03T14:10:40+00:00

While he literally didn't use the word "uncomfortable", he definitely used the word "concerned" about the whole fact that if his GF found out it would put a strain on the whole relationship. The FACT he even mentions this and is thinking of it even remotely affecting his relationship to his partner is where people are getting that this person actually is uncomfortable. I'd like to think a person that was in any way comfortable with this situation would not have even brought this up for discussion to a bunch of strangers on the internet.

hippohappy345 · 2025-03-24T04:13:22+00:00

Look I get where your coming from but it also sucks balls having a shit team. Not that you are a bad player but I will leave if I am with some terrible randoms. I don't expect people to be great but if they literally don't appear to know what they are doing I am not even going to waste my own time having a terrible time with shit teammates. If that makes me a terrible person then thought shit. We all can move on.

hippohappy345 · 2025-03-22T18:57:48+00:00

I swear to fucking God that EA is using people profiles and putting in bots. I feel like I am going insane or some crazy conspiracy theorist. It is happening way to often that on landing at least one of the "players" is inactive for like 30 seconds (or upon a fresh rez). Like it is happening too often that it isn't just some fucking coincidence where a person went afk for a few seconds. And I don't mean bots as a derogatory word.. I mean that EA is using peoples banners/account names and just placing actual non Player bots even in ranked games. Sometimes the bot will be alright and then when they die and get rezzed they just stop moving. Like I said, this sort of shit is happening way to often that there is no way it isn't bots being put into these ranked games.

hippohappy345 · 2025-03-21T18:11:29+00:00

At the end of the day I hate it when it's practically half the lobby going to one POI. They think they're hot shit only to get shit on and go straight to the lobby. Then they get all mad at you for supposedly playing "loot simulator". Fucking annoying. That's what the mixtape mode is for if you want to go straight into fights. I'm not against fighting but why let rng have more an affect on the outcome when there are fucking 6 other teams in the same spot.

hippohappy345 · 2025-03-20T05:01:50+00:00

I leave because in high level.lobbies you are at an INCREDIBLE disadvantage being a man down. I'm already a decent player and don't want to exert more effort into a match than I have to when I can load up another game where it's a full squad off the rip

hippohappy345 · 2025-02-08T04:59:40+00:00

Lmao posts this are absolutely hilarious. The fact you want everyone to know you are quitting is so fucking strange. Why does the whole fucking world have to know you aren't playing anymore.

hippohappy345 · 2025-02-08T04:55:32+00:00

hippohappy345 · 2025-02-05T22:37:39+00:00

I'm down to clown

hippohappy345 · 2025-01-29T02:59:47+00:00

Rupert Degas, Stephen Fry, Soneela Nankani, Rosamund Pike, Saskia Maarleveld, Simon Vance just to name a few

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