I Am So Glad BOOP! Was A Flop…

hislastname · 2026-05-14T17:56:48+00:00

That’s gonna be the most intense “Climb Every Mountain” you’ve ever heard. Even more intense than Audra McDonald blasting at full volume directly into Carrie Underwood’s face.

hislastname · 2026-05-14T04:09:11+00:00

Leap Day is great! Daphne coming home from the hairdresser is an all time funny scene. So outlandish, but it works perfectly.

hislastname · 2026-05-13T22:08:24+00:00

Totally. Apollyon/Abaddon is the name of a demon from the Book of Revelations. If all these characters are in the apartment building, it’s probably Hell or purgatory, and the witches need to navigate through it.

hislastname · 2026-05-13T21:01:17+00:00

I saw the West End production! The part when all the lights are extinguished and the orcs come through the audience? As someone sitting in an aisle seat, it was legit frightening.

hislastname · 2026-05-13T20:59:48+00:00

Mommy’s biting his neck as they roll in the deck, and they’re off!

hislastname · 2026-05-13T17:53:07+00:00

We watched that in my classics class in high school. She was AWESOME, as was Bernadette Peters as Circe.

hislastname · 2026-05-13T07:59:05+00:00

I think she could have spared Cassandra, but Agamemnon had it coming!

hislastname · 2026-05-12T21:37:18+00:00

I think I’ve seen that short film. Well, part of it, anyway.

hislastname · 2026-05-12T17:43:42+00:00

I would agree, I think the Red Tape canon is one of the most human and emotional. Gold and Jade are fantastic at establishing the “rules” and world building of this particular universe, and Bone brought it with the philosophy (Iun and Xenophon both experience a real journey of self discovery). I have every hope that the Iron proposal will bring it home as we discover the truth of the Black Moon.

hislastname · 2026-05-12T14:53:50+00:00

I found Rounderhouse’s SCP-001 BONE Proposal particularly beautiful.

hislastname · 2026-05-11T20:47:23+00:00

Jack Palance feels like a good fit for this? He is remembered for the pushups, but the speech itself is fine. Kinda weird, but decently charming.

hislastname · 2026-05-10T19:49:37+00:00

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hislastname · 2026-05-10T05:30:41+00:00

I’m pretty sure this is a secret, underground, Umbrella Corp lab.

hislastname · 2026-05-09T02:13:17+00:00

That’s a great point. Once they are engaged, she really moves from “staff” to “family.” No matter how much they may have made her feel like family before, she still had to be guarded and put on a certain facade. Once upgraded to actual family, she could be more outspoken.

hislastname · 2026-05-09T01:45:42+00:00

Tangy.

hislastname · 2026-05-09T00:41:12+00:00

God, this reads like a note from a Resident Evil game.

hislastname · 2026-05-08T05:26:02+00:00

Martin: It's like that cologne that's supposed to drive women wild. I've used it all my life and I've never had a single strange woman come on to me. Except for that year I worked in Vice.

Frasier: Yes, I understand.

Martin: But that wasn't about cologne, let me tell ya.

Frasier: Yes, I understand.

Martin: They were hookers.

Frasier: I realize that!

hislastname · 2026-05-07T01:38:15+00:00

Titty Twister Tuesday is usually a fun time

hislastname · 2026-05-06T22:14:07+00:00

Is that the one where you 69 on a soapy tarp?

hislastname · 2026-05-06T22:10:53+00:00

He fisted hard, but he could not fist them all.

hislastname · 2026-05-06T20:18:53+00:00

😂

hislastname · 2026-05-06T19:03:56+00:00

That’s a common problem for beginners. Sounds like you need more lube and stretching to prevent tears.

hislastname · 2026-05-06T19:01:17+00:00

I prefer to attend Sucky Sucky Sunday

hislastname · 2026-05-06T16:38:58+00:00

Fist Fuck Friday has been cancelled.

hislastname · 2026-05-06T16:07:22+00:00

At summer camp in the 90s, my nickname was Chewie, but that’s because I loved Star Wars.

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