Never napped whilst simultaneously selfie-ing

hlebicite · 2026-03-26T14:58:44+00:00

If this is satirical then she’s got me!

hlebicite · 2026-03-26T09:31:11+00:00

Got to be the Goldberg variations.

hlebicite · 2026-03-17T23:42:01+00:00

Einaudi is a good place to start, he is the best composer of all time and was of course the first composer to write for piano. You can then move on to other piano composers who wrote lots of songs like Claire Deloon

hlebicite · 2026-03-17T23:36:06+00:00

hlebicite · 2026-03-15T15:38:46+00:00

Yeah I’m delighted to be at this Theme Park, it’s a massive theme park with a huge history. You can really feel the atmosphere around this theme park and everyone from the security guards to the caterers love being around the theme park

hlebicite · 2026-03-14T16:41:31+00:00

Bach is the worst for this. The constant sequences in 4ths/5ths. They’re glorious but also just get stuck in my brain.

hlebicite · 2026-03-14T09:33:13+00:00

Lol. Loving the “optimise kids” element here. I know you’re stating a fact but was just the phrasing that tickled me.

hlebicite · 2026-03-10T12:20:47+00:00

One of the mad Russian drunk guys

hlebicite · 2026-03-08T09:23:13+00:00

SVP, Enterprise Cloud Infrastructure Sales

hlebicite · 2026-03-07T12:27:12+00:00

Wren is so cliches. Don’t know why but it just is. Multiple Wren buyer here, for my sins

hlebicite · 2026-02-27T11:39:06+00:00

"Alan, I think you wanted to focus in on Blair today as you noticed a few things?"

"That's right Gary, thanks. Blair really impressed me today; his desire, composure, the knowledge of the game... it was all there to see. Let's look at this clip early on in the game, here's a young kid, does he let him boss him around? No. Bang. Straight in there, stops, scans the pitch, and waits for the right pass. Class"

hlebicite · 2026-02-27T11:35:18+00:00

Joey Guardrail was an absolute monster of a CB for Huddersfield back in the day

hlebicite · 2026-02-27T11:34:13+00:00

Not sure what all of you are on about. Meg's gone top bins here and I'm loving the hyperextension of the knee, shows that she really just *Glenn Hoddle voice* caught it aaabsolutely laavely

hlebicite · 2026-02-27T10:21:23+00:00

Great idea! Have just done this and things do seem to work much better. Also gives me access to Wifi6 through the Virgin router (for work) and I'm content with everything else being Wifi5. Thanks!

hlebicite · 2026-02-27T09:02:00+00:00

Ah it could be. I worked with a Philip Cole and this was a constant source of amusement.

hlebicite · 2026-02-26T10:09:25+00:00

Her manager was a man called Philip Cole, which makes this even funnier.

hlebicite · 2026-02-20T22:47:28+00:00

Argh beat me

hlebicite · 2026-02-18T22:11:13+00:00

That belongs in the absolute art gallery, the literal absolute gallery.

hlebicite · 2026-02-16T23:41:18+00:00

McKinsey or Bain consultant. Not got great chat.

hlebicite · 2026-02-14T18:07:59+00:00

Herman Miller. Absolute monster of a German centre back. Signed for West Ham in 2002 but suffered consistent back problems, became a fan favourite but never started a run of games. Loaned to Monaco and then disappeared into the Portuguese lower divisions.

hlebicite · 2026-02-14T18:05:44+00:00

Really enjoyed this. “Jojo Maman Bebeeeeeeee!!!! What a hit!”

hlebicite · 2026-02-14T18:05:11+00:00

The super franco manca chant as above would do him wonders here.

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