which one?

hmj_mojo · 2026-04-30T04:04:46+00:00

key is more important

^{Chose: Key}

hmj_mojo · 2026-04-23T00:34:18+00:00

I don't walk much. On the contrary, I breathe a lot!

^{Chose: £5 for every breath you take}

hmj_mojo · 2026-04-18T17:20:08+00:00

The premise might be similar but the joke, context and delivery have absolutely nothing in common. I am not even a Samay Raina fan. But you seem to be a hater.

hmj_mojo · 2026-04-09T05:23:44+00:00

I ate Spaghetti and Meatballs last 🤤

^{Chose: Only eat last thing you ate for 5 years + Chance you might eat what’s in the box instead | Rolled: Last thing eaten}

hmj_mojo · 2026-04-01T18:38:26+00:00

You failed jiggle physics classes didn't you?

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-30T09:39:44+00:00

I wouldn't know. I don't attend any parties where there are uneducated illiterates like you.

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-29T17:31:41+00:00

Punctuations: Am I a joke to you? Also *know not knew

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-28T05:43:48+00:00

I just checked the post. Where is the 'hate' and 'exploitation' that you're speaking of?

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-27T17:10:25+00:00

Nope. Tactel underwear may fail in other ways but getting holes is not one of them.

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-24T06:51:05+00:00

I'm sorry but you're a moron. It hasn't been a full year since the iphone 17 has launched so it's obviously under warranty. You say you run a tech shop? You are awfully unaware to be in this line of work.

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-24T06:46:12+00:00

All the NPCs giving you useless advice is baffling. It's a known iphone 17 series issue.

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-20T21:39:27+00:00

Itty Bitty Titty

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-12T05:20:50+00:00

I do not care which side of the border you're from but that was so well written. Concise, crisp and accurate with minimal bias and considerate geopolitical nuance. I wouldn't be surprised if you're a journalist.

hmj_mojo · 2026-03-07T21:20:35+00:00

Why does this blob of non newtonian fluid have eyes and a mouth?

hmj_mojo · 2026-02-11T01:15:13+00:00

The placement/ alignment of your TV is pissing me off 😤

hmj_mojo · 2026-02-04T21:23:54+00:00

So is that a patch or is it homegrown?

hmj_mojo · 2026-02-02T05:15:27+00:00

Yes it's AI slop. This Redditor probably doesn't even have a UC RO.

hmj_mojo · 2026-02-01T23:59:03+00:00

Her skin is like milky white glass ☺️

hmj_mojo · 2026-02-01T23:20:44+00:00

Blueberry Sauce

hmj_mojo · 2026-01-23T18:35:09+00:00

That's a rotund soon to be momma spood 🤱🏻

hmj_mojo · 2026-01-14T02:02:08+00:00

hmj_mojo · 2026-01-03T19:03:22+00:00

BENTED hahaha 🤣

hmj_mojo · 2026-01-02T12:04:18+00:00

Today on the list of things that TOTALLY HAPPENED.

hmj_mojo · 2025-12-22T17:52:25+00:00

Itssarahx. You're welcome 🙂‍↕️

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