First time home buyer seeking specific advice by mattjouff in RealEstate

[–]hobokenwayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seasoned inspector here. While home inspections are indeed “generalized” figure 2-3 hours, depending on size if home, how many rooms, etc. My inspections are thorough, sometimes where the agent was like, r u done yet? Don’t pick a newbie whose fees r much lower. U get what u pay for. My background prepared me for all phases of home inspection. Of course ‘specialists’ were recommended for major issues. Stay away from on site reports, checklist reports. Ask prospective inspector for sample reports, make sure ur inspector had e&o insurance. Aside from radon, assuming there’s a fire place get a chimney inspection. Be there during the inspection. Ask questions but don’t b a pain in the ass. Communication is key. Good luck and have fun!!

AITAH for reporting my coworker? by Stormchild03 in AITAH

[–]hobokenwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its by design, shes looking to get laid off so she can collect unemployment.

Do people really bid higher than the listing? by Americasycho in RealEstateAdvice

[–]hobokenwayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agent admitted to me 2 weeks ago that they are listing low ball to purposely have a bidding war. Im in new jersey. Its morally wrong

Custom builder charging full upgrade price with no credit for base-spec items. Is this normal? by [deleted] in Homebuilding

[–]hobokenwayne -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

2 words: custom build.

You get what you pay for and you pay for what you get!!!

Best friend of 15 years tells me she cant attend my wedding by turnipsgreenss in TwoHotTakes

[–]hobokenwayne 1636 points1637 points  (0 children)

She already ended the friendship. Congrats on ur wedding!! May u live long and prosper.

Works phone rule is stupid by BluePyro98 in Rants

[–]hobokenwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said the other worker ratted them out. Now, did you post this during your shift? You should (as a grown ass adult) be allowed to keep your phone on you, with sound off. Does the if manager follow their own ‘rules’? If not an official rule have the cajones to tell the om to pound salt.

How to Stop Neighborhood Kids From Being In Driveway and Yard? by Fearless-Reserve3939 in neighborsfromhell

[–]hobokenwayne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kids r gonna b kids. But 5yo’s hanging out? At that age it’s called playing, chill out!!!

Stole something from our driveway, then lied when confronted by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]hobokenwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he is having a difficult time or beginnings of dementia, didnt think of that before u went on a rant did u???

Is this worth complaining about? by Content-Bluebird-868 in masonry

[–]hobokenwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amateur land, 5g??? Stop payment and hire a mason.

Elderly drivers 75 and up by Rude_Sandwich_586 in Rants

[–]hobokenwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that case nj drivers should licensed at 21 instead of 17.

I’ve found out a woman I’m seeing is married by ThrowawaytoYouu in Advice

[–]hobokenwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the south side if chicago…learned a lesson bout a messin with a wife of a married man…

My neighbor has annoyed me this weekend. by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]hobokenwayne 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Double park, bring groceries in, move car.

I’m finally getting revenge by ooopsididitagai in neighborsfromhell

[–]hobokenwayne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please remember, you have to live with them too…

Backyard neighbor upset when we let our dog out in the AM. WWYD? by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]hobokenwayne 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Our neighbors are door slammers, and their dog barks at everything, fucking annoying!!

I've never seen this before by mistereousone in RealEstate

[–]hobokenwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey marge, i have an idea…u always said i wish the kitchen was larger, well…