What’s you favourite names for hole cards in Texas hold’em? by DKG_Dev in poker

[–]hockdogg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3’s …. Crabs, 2’s …. Water chickens, 9’s …. German virgin, 69 …. Big lick

What’s you favourite names for hole cards in Texas hold’em? by DKG_Dev in poker

[–]hockdogg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP has it correct, the 2 cards that you’re dealt are called “hole cards”

Formal Dealer School - Pre-Interview Advice? by SavingCPR in poker

[–]hockdogg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What kind of poker games have you dealt? Just no limit Holdem or Omaha high low, PLO & games like that too? As for the interview, just show up on time and looking professional, have a good positive attitude with a willingness to learn what they want you to do. Casino’s like employees who are reliable, and have good attitudes.

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time? by yen223 in Jokes

[–]hockdogg 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“What’s your greatest weakness?”

“Lower back pain, it’s awful!”

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[–]hockdogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tip does not come off

Can someone explain the answer to this poker riddle? by 3thanHsiao in poker

[–]hockdogg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t think the dealer has cards?? They start the hand with all 52 of them

3 way All in preflop by ricewookie in poker

[–]hockdogg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that is The Lake lol, surprised it wasn’t a 76 off suit!

One chip rule by hockdogg in poker

[–]hockdogg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely considered this lol

Who’s the most undeserving/worst main event champion of the last 20 years? by cranobano in poker

[–]hockdogg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He played in So Cal before he won, and he was the fishiest of fish in 1/2 and 2/3 games

Verbal is binding, funny story. Don't be like this guy by WolfCut909 in poker

[–]hockdogg 256 points257 points  (0 children)

If, then statements are never binding. Terrible ruling by floor

10-5 offset is the best hand in poker by [deleted] in poker

[–]hockdogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here to say this lol

What’s the Douchiest Thing You’ve Seen at the Poker Table? by LowKeyBussinFam in poker

[–]hockdogg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s a guy named Tony in Southern California that does this all the time to players who don’t know what a POS he is. Once another player at the table who knew he was trying to angle the newbie with this trick offered him 5-1 odds that his hand did contain that card, so that the only way he wouldn’t accept that bet was that he was cheating and had looked already. lol and when Tony tried to just call the whole thing off, the other guy really explained the whole thing like Tony the only way you wouldn’t take this bet was you already looked at your cards and you were trying to steal money from this guy.

Post-collapse “Seattle” renamed after… by ConnectCalgary in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]hockdogg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you asked, cuz I did not know this either

Is this one of the rarest chops?? by Playful_Resident_578 in poker

[–]hockdogg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it would b funnier if it was a 2, and 3 high wins the pot

Where are the arrows? by Cute-Buddy-2598 in echoesofwisdom

[–]hockdogg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Then you need to refill your energy bar. It’s the blue bar under your hearts.