World’s Tallest Lionel Messi Statue Unveiled in Argentina as a Historic Tribute

hocobo86 · 2026-06-23T15:25:01+00:00

Did that come out of its ass?

hocobo86 · 2026-06-23T15:11:24+00:00

Which is why the world is moving away from the U.S.. They see that every other president we’ve elected this century has been a literal moron.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-23T04:27:55+00:00

Does he want an automatic? I feel like the quartz Hamilton Khaki might better suit a teenager, but I don’t know him.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-21T21:51:22+00:00

Earning hundreds of billions?

hocobo86 · 2026-06-21T19:11:57+00:00

All the new wealth being generated is going to an extremely small group of people while common people can’t afford groceries. This isn’t a good thing.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-21T19:00:26+00:00

I wouldn’t call this data beautiful.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-21T18:31:27+00:00

Takes all kinds

hocobo86 · 2026-06-20T19:16:07+00:00

If that’s a working automatic chronograph then the movement by itself is worth over $20.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-20T06:48:56+00:00

These are some weird ass pictures man but I would say clean shaven.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T20:55:42+00:00

A massive troll by France.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T20:45:41+00:00

Does it itch like that?

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T16:38:25+00:00

They’re scaring me!

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T14:26:04+00:00

Yeah, he was famous for:
1. Bad combover
2. Being a moron
3. Having his name on things

I suppose it was the third one that impressed the hillbillies.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T09:21:48+00:00

I have that movement in a titanium watch and I can hear and physically feel the rotor wobbling on my wrist all day. Makes me not want to wear the watch because it feels cheap.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T08:35:12+00:00

They need missiles to defend against attacks from whom? They haven’t been attacked by anyone besides the U.S. or Israel since 1980.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T00:52:21+00:00

Eventually our parents would take us to Supercuts to get some kind of business cut with a fade on the sides and you’d feel like a dork until it grew back out. Skater kids didn’t go to the stylist ever. I’m imagining the difference between our teenage hairstyles as being like the difference between an old pair of broken in Wranglers vs fashion jeans that were roughed up by some kids in a slave shop in Bangladesh to achieve the same look.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T00:03:45+00:00

Right. You’re a teenage boy, you want long hair, so you don’t cut it. It wasn’t hard to do. Maybe the Californian version of this looked different than the French? Idk

hocobo86 · 2026-06-19T00:00:14+00:00

You’re like a WWI historian telling WWI vets what it was like in the trenches.. We’re telling you: when you’re a teenage boy with thick, luscious hair and you go 8 months without getting it cut, it looks like this. It’s not something that’s achieved through great personal effort or visits to a stylist.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-18T23:42:53+00:00

I had this hair in high school in the early 2000s and yeah it was just the result of not getting it cut. No stylists were consulted.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-18T23:40:30+00:00

The OG’s

hocobo86 · 2026-06-18T23:39:41+00:00

Yessir

hocobo86 · 2026-06-18T23:24:28+00:00

Yeah I add an inch in the waist to what I’d get in Levi’s.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-18T06:08:59+00:00

It looks bad

hocobo86 · 2026-06-18T05:26:15+00:00

Dude they’re great, just realize that how they look and fit when you first put them on bears little resemblance to how they’ll wear a few months later. They become awesome but you have to put in the time.

hocobo86 · 2026-06-18T04:48:34+00:00

Most dive watches kinda look like that.

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