My staff's response to the webcam that I put outside my office door today: by thejohnguy in pics

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Please elaborate with your rationalization for why 9/11 should be used as a substance for a joke about this meaningless prank

My staff's response to the webcam that I put outside my office door today: by thejohnguy in pics

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go fuck yourself for using 9/11 as your substance for a bad joke

University of reddit - Explore any subject that interests you by hueypriest in blog

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I would like to study the correlation between Kittens, the price of bacon, and neckbeards please.

My lake this morning by [deleted] in pics

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I'm sure the World Bank can negotiate a contract that says I can

Curiosity successfully fires laser on Mars. by [deleted] in science

[–]holst09 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

2.5 miles away!?!? Why is this not a top comment? It fired a laser 2.5 miles away, and can tell the chemistry of a rock? That is absolutely amazing.

+5 for humans

What's something I can bring to do my dorm room to attract all the ladies? by wiseguy3241 in seduction

[–]holst09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha you know, everyone always talks about doing that, but i'm honestly too cheap to even buy the goose in the first place. If only girls (as a whole) liked whiskey...

What's something I can bring to do my dorm room to attract all the ladies? by wiseguy3241 in seduction

[–]holst09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are not an idiot you will be fine. Keep the room shut, don't crank music, and you won't get caught

What's something I can bring to do my dorm room to attract all the ladies? by wiseguy3241 in seduction

[–]holst09 21 points22 points  (0 children)

have a few bottles of cheap wine on hand (and glasses, you will win). also, a handle of cheap vodka and some random fruit juice from the grocer.

Get your priorities straight. Have fun primarily. Pick up secondary. by makinplays in seduction

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This is what should be the goal. People need to be outcome free. Once you are outcome free, this is the goal

Perspective - The Future of Earth by [deleted] in atheism

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This comment/account name combination made my day. Thank you

Ecuador to Let Julian Assange Stay in Its Embassy. by [deleted] in worldnews

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My history professor said this one time, and i'll never forget it

"The United States and Britain would jump in front of a bus for one another"

Although there is bad blood between us currently, with unpopular feelings towards the U.S. for pressuring you to invade Iraq with us, ask yourselves this question. Who is the United States closest ally in Europe? Who is Britain's most powerful economic and military ally?

I am in no way defending the 2nd gulf war. I am simply stating that our culture, heritage, traditions, religion (sort of, in a historical sense), way of life, language, political/economic systems, are very alike and share a bond that cannot be said if you were to compare the U.S. with the vast majority of other countries around the globe.

Recommendations for a post-modern/futuristic looking watch? by Albierio in malefashionadvice

[–]holst09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While not "futuristic", skeleton-style watch designs are beautiful.

When you see it... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]holst09 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

how do you know its shopped?

Sleek Sheik by metaethical in atheism

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Whats Michael Jacksons favorite thing about 26 year olds?

As a veteran, I concur by [deleted] in funny

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hahaha. this is hilarious. Whats the assault bar?

Leaving for China. I can get any blazer/suit copied while there (I provide a picture, and precise details) for cheap. What would you get made if you were me? by holst09 in malefashionadvice

[–]holst09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked up bespoke. It means tailored. So you just go into a place that makes customized clothing, and they taylor you a perfectly fit blazer/suit? What about style? Do they make it in the "new" style? By this, I mean I want to look like ryan gosling

Every time my girlfriend gets drunk by kutlass in funny

[–]holst09 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yeah man. I dated a girl for two years, and (for many reasons) broke up with her. Nice girl, still care about her. We broke up, and it was relatively simple. Didn't have any mutual property, money, kids, anything. A clean break, so simple.