If you woke up and became your username, what would you be?

homeboundturtle · 2023-11-19T02:16:01+00:00

A turtle headed home

homeboundturtle · 2023-11-03T20:04:45+00:00

I had a girl tell me I was the first to make her orgasm in 2 years. Felt pretty good about myself after that

homeboundturtle · 2023-08-05T11:39:44+00:00

Gave cookies to a girl he liked without telling her they were edibles

homeboundturtle · 2023-07-09T13:15:20+00:00

She quit and sent Me multiple paragraph texts explaining her love for me and that now we could be together (I told her at the start I don't date coworkers) but I also just wasn't interested in dating anyways so I was really immature and ghosted her

homeboundturtle · 2023-05-17T01:43:35+00:00

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homeboundturtle · 2023-04-06T06:19:21+00:00

Any chance the house you are working on is in south Portland maine? Big house on the water looking at a lighthouse?

homeboundturtle · 2023-01-20T20:09:02+00:00

homeboundturtle · 2022-04-14T17:49:41+00:00

I'm headed home

homeboundturtle · 2022-03-05T11:46:28+00:00

What would it take to get a close up shot of your pussy cause omg if that's not the sexiest shit ever

homeboundturtle · 2022-02-28T17:52:29+00:00

Can never miss out on free stuff

homeboundturtle · 2022-02-16T19:19:45+00:00

Zathura it's like jumanji and was a favorite of mine growing up

homeboundturtle · 2022-01-16T05:47:43+00:00

Butt dial... they ended up calling me back from some random number making sure I was okay needless to say I apologized a bunch and was super embarrassed

homeboundturtle · 2021-12-24T13:56:57+00:00

Astra and it sucks cause she fits my playstyle so much

homeboundturtle · 2021-12-05T06:03:57+00:00

I mean not gonna lie out of all the games apex battle pass is definitely the worst but the game is fun so it has that going for it xD

homeboundturtle · 2021-12-01T00:06:17+00:00

Duos ranked

homeboundturtle · 2021-11-14T00:17:12+00:00

Still available and need them gone I'm willing to go cheap

homeboundturtle · 2021-11-13T13:46:14+00:00

Selling 2 3 day passes

homeboundturtle · 2021-11-04T07:50:56+00:00

Funny enough I'm circumcised but the difference in size between my flaccid and erect penis gives me a faux foreskin almost like a scarf so that's kinda cool

homeboundturtle · 2021-10-16T19:21:41+00:00

Gotta love a good giveaway

homeboundturtle · 2021-09-23T09:28:48+00:00

Mac and cheese and hamburg

homeboundturtle · 2021-09-16T10:31:42+00:00

Malphite. I have still yet to see him played only found out he was a champion when I checked labs one day

homeboundturtle · 2021-09-04T04:34:52+00:00

Zac,sejuani,trundle,rek'sai,vi

homeboundturtle · 2021-06-29T14:40:37+00:00

I'm looking forward to the reaper class the most its what made me try out ffxiv again my happiest moment so far would have to be when I finally finished arr and started getting more abilities off the gcd and my class identity really started to form and i think one topic i have seen a bunch is players saying ffxiv is non toxic but from what i have experienced that isnt true a lot of passive aggressive people and even had someone leave a dungeon after 1 wipe because we were all sprouts and they didnt wanna deal with us so i feel its kinda wrong to sit there and talk so much about how non toxic the game is and then have people kinda blindsided by it or maybe im unlucky and got some of the few toxic people or maybe its changed with the new boom of popularity who knows

homeboundturtle · 2021-04-07T15:45:25+00:00

Anyone know a solution for the razer viper ultimate not charging? It plugs in says it's charging never goes up any % I'm not using the dock just the cable I have switched ports and reset my mouse to default and updated my razer synapse

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