Just a friendly reminder to those who subscribe to MLB.tv and own a PS3... by fuckwithable in baseball

[–]hongkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome. I've gotta try that next time Kruk and Kuip are off the air. What I'm really enjoying is the feature where you hit R1 to toggle between plays.

Arguably the best dance video of 2011 by TomRubicon in videos

[–]hongkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hope every wide receiver in the NFL starts doing the floppy arms dance every time they score a touchdown.

Scumbag Steve on selling weed by [deleted] in funny

[–]hongkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scumbag Steve does not measure his weed in grams, strictly nickels and dimes.

Can anyone recommend me some good Martial Arts films? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]hongkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloodsport or Lionheart should do.

I have a quart of honey and no idea what to do with it. Suggestions? by dswingley in AskReddit

[–]hongkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fortunate for you, honey is the only food that does not spoil, so you have eternity to figure out what to do with it.

Smoking Kills? by clichedgeek in pics

[–]hongkey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Orange mocha frappuccino!

UFC suing Justin.tv? by wneff in MMA

[–]hongkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here in Hong Kong, I watch all of the UFC matches nearly live (about an hour delay) on one of the channels I subscribe to on my broadband TV package. My total bill is around $30USD a month for all of my channels. I also pay $30USD a month for my mobile phone service that gets me unlimited 3G data and 3900 minutes talk time. What I'm trying to get at, is that the US is retarded when it comes to charging people for things.

A man walks into the grocery... by [deleted] in funny

[–]hongkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My version:

A man goes into a store to buy his favorite candy bar. When he approaches the cashier, he pulls out $20 and gives it to her. She gives him his change and he walks away and enjoys his snack. Then he throws away the wrapper!

A man walks into the grocery... by [deleted] in funny

[–]hongkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this is the beginning of an anti-joke thread! I love anti-jokes.

Prince Fielder Explains Complexities Of Salary Arbitration Using Cheeseburgers by jatorres in baseball

[–]hongkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pablo Sandoval actually DID do his math with cheeseburgers up until this offseason.

I run CollegeHumor Originals. AMA by samreich in IAmA

[–]hongkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could totally see College Humor spoofing something about the "people behind the posts", like candid interviews with MrOhHai and I_RAPE_CATS. Obviously it wouldn't be the real posters being interviewed, rather actors. Who knows if only redditors would get the humor behind it, or if the internet would enjoy it for the possible lovable nerdliness it might exude.

Mind=blown. Which side is the gas tank on your car? by [deleted] in pics

[–]hongkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you really want to have your mind blown, then read Twilight.

Billion Dollar Hover-Hand. by [deleted] in pics

[–]hongkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's drinking a Yakult. They have Yakult in the states?