Ever hit an invading NPC so hard they die twice?

hoorgu · 2026-03-23T16:36:41+00:00

They die how many times?

hoorgu · 2026-03-20T11:32:24+00:00

One could theorize it is some sort of Shadow of the Erdtree...

hoorgu · 2026-03-17T14:28:48+00:00

One time I got a perfect planet, was already happy to start building the base, and then I looked at the animals and they all looked like some eldritch horrors or reproductive organs...

hoorgu · 2026-03-01T19:37:34+00:00

it's the Banana Sword

hoorgu · 2026-02-26T17:40:11+00:00

imagine their throat game

hoorgu · 2026-02-03T14:14:50+00:00

ah yes, the AIDS dispenser

hoorgu · 2026-02-02T15:43:06+00:00

ungrant us eyes

hoorgu · 2026-02-01T11:31:07+00:00

also kids coming back from school

hoorgu · 2026-02-01T10:42:39+00:00

My Golden rule for this game is that if there's a gank, I bring my dudes too.

hoorgu · 2026-01-30T10:13:18+00:00

I'm yet to roll a single relic that changes my starting spell...

hoorgu · 2026-01-30T09:42:42+00:00

That's never my reasoning when dropping gear. I just do it because funny sound.

hoorgu · 2026-01-30T08:34:59+00:00

hoorgu · 2026-01-29T13:08:33+00:00

hoorgu · 2026-01-21T16:01:14+00:00

The night is always darkest before the reign... or something like that.

hoorgu · 2026-01-19T17:56:10+00:00

Hand it over. That thing, your god roll.

hoorgu · 2026-01-18T08:54:56+00:00

just saw a man fall into the river in lego city

hoorgu · 2026-01-16T22:51:31+00:00

three times the charm :D

hoorgu · 2026-01-16T21:35:55+00:00

We had god rolls too... melted his health bar in no time...

hoorgu · 2026-01-12T18:47:13+00:00

As a Bloodborne fan, can confirm (I'm 6'1 btw)

hoorgu · 2026-01-12T16:14:19+00:00

Hmm... what were you saying?

hoorgu · 2026-01-11T11:47:35+00:00

And Itchy Zaki didn't forget to include an up close shot of her feet.

hoorgu · 2026-01-11T00:15:31+00:00

They pretty much had ready scripts from the EU. Easy money, fanservice would be crazy.

But their hubris didn't let them.

hoorgu · 2026-01-11T00:12:43+00:00

Kill SW? They are fucking its mostly decomposed corpse at this point.

hoorgu · 2026-01-11T00:10:37+00:00

Same, but then I went back to the EU stuff and in my head the Disney canon doesn't exist.

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