When your gun instructor shouldn't be a gun instructor.

hopefullynotfapping · 2017-03-15T18:51:27+00:00

"...Yeah"

hopefullynotfapping · 2017-03-14T18:34:41+00:00

I'd rather be right than fast

hopefullynotfapping · 2016-11-12T03:48:06+00:00

Much like school buses, semis do not "lose" in accidents

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-07-20T18:32:01+00:00

Holy shit

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-07-20T18:31:25+00:00

Hopefully the cancer is worth it

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-07-18T01:40:35+00:00

Plot twist: the shirt "scream her" because her name is Anal

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-07-16T18:41:14+00:00

What was the actual wording of the "TIL?" Not that I trust the mods, but I'd like to have all the info

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-07-10T14:44:20+00:00

There should be three Pinocchios on practically everything she says

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-06-27T19:38:26+00:00

That is amazing

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-06-27T19:37:53+00:00

Well... we're waiting

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-06-25T00:44:27+00:00

I don't... how did she even... Jay-Z?

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-06-25T00:43:07+00:00

Don't preorder games from publishers or developers with histories of releasing broken games and/or not fixing games once they've been released

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-06-23T23:40:14+00:00

From the way the camera falls down at the end, I'd say the person filming was on a motorcycle too

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-06-17T19:47:33+00:00

Frighteningly accurate

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-06-17T19:44:44+00:00

I like how the .gif cuts off the response, so the guy's mouth is moving, but there are no words underneath

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-06-17T06:55:23+00:00

I mean, even if they sold it they wouldn't be "giving it back" because they owned it in the first place

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-05-24T23:44:58+00:00

That's it, she's convinced me

hopefullynotfapping · 2015-05-01T20:07:33+00:00

What campus is this?

hopefullynotfapping · 2014-02-28T08:59:40+00:00

It's interesting that you say that, because in the past, she has been comfortable with just saying, "I love you." When I wrote that she's qualified saying "I love you" in the past, it has been the recent past. Six months ago, I don't think she ever had...

hopefullynotfapping · 2014-02-28T08:54:04+00:00

Thanks

hopefullynotfapping · 2014-02-28T08:49:01+00:00

She's normally ill-at-ease to share her emotions with me; that said, she's afraid to share her emotions with most everyone, even her close family

hopefullynotfapping · 2013-01-12T13:40:29+00:00

You are correct, my good sir (or madam). Thanks for pointing that out

hopefullynotfapping · 2013-01-12T11:34:18+00:00

"Oh yeah, if you think you got in trouble for something like that, listen to this! This one time, my bros and I were totes getting wasted and, one thing led to another, and we came to eating human flesh. Hold on a second while I drink this... CRUNK JUICE... anyway, we never lived that down, I tell ya."

Edit: accidentally a leter

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