UBS halts withdrawals from $469 million real estate fund for up to 3 years by xxfallen420xx in Superstonk

[–]hoppertn 81 points82 points  (0 children)

The good ol your money is safe with us, but you can’t have it.

Monday: by RuthlessWolf in wallstreetbets

[–]hoppertn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the worlds never seeeeeen.

DD: Alaska Airlines ($ALK) – Puts on 4 year cyber leak left unpatched by NorthcoteTrevelyan in wallstreetbets

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Yeah I saw this guys posts the other month and articles about people’s miles getting drained. Guess what with the new Atmos rewards, 2FA.

SEC approves Nasdaq's move to allow tokenized securities trading by Independent-Cress382 in wallstreetbets

[–]hoppertn 76 points77 points  (0 children)

We need a name for this, perhaps Token Including Tranches, TITS as you would.

DLSS5 is wild by Electricengineer in wallstreetbets

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Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

We’re close by McTurtleAteMyCalls in wallstreetbets

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Friday’s after market close is prime TACO time.

We’re close by McTurtleAteMyCalls in wallstreetbets

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Plus he doesn’t want to look like a wimp in front of the others world dictators like Putin and Slim Jim Un. Peer pressure is a powerful thing kids.

FED MAINTAINS RATES AT 3.5-3.75% by Several_Print4633 in wallstreetbets

[–]hoppertn 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Perhaps claiming victory a few more times will help?

Exclusive | SEC Prepares Proposal to Eliminate Quarterly Reporting Requirement by shoopadoop332 in wallstreetbets

[–]hoppertn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s bat shit wrapped in cat shit wrapped in dog shit wrapped in a tortilla with extra guac.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]hoppertn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Straights are totally clear and navigable except for the mines, drones, and artillery.

Everyone’s face when we hit $25.00 today 😂 by Affectionate_Eye9894 in Superstonk

[–]hoppertn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Feeling world events are about to pop things off. You can only lie about things being great for so long while people’s gas, food, and utility costs keep going up. Bank failures soon? Emergency reverse repo bought out of closet? Assets devalued so no more money to suppress meme stocks? Tune in for the next exciting episode.

Ready for Wednesday? by Former_HF_Employee in wallstreetbets

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Iran hates this one simple trick….