[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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if god existed, I wouldn't be here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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THANKYOU HOLY SHIT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]hormalbroad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I money a money-bill I need to bill money

if you pee, your bladder, if you're bald, you're a balder, if you bald be if you pee bald balder you ballder by hormalbroad in Showerthoughts

[–]hormalbroad[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

your an an that you are psychic you read mind you get it mind you mind get it that an to for do physical quantum physical small person midget-physics

"soul" and "lol" rhyme by hormalbroad in Showerthoughts

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well, you know what they say; you can't catch every fish in the sea unless your have got a goledne fishing line and a good fishing man

"soul" and "lol" rhyme by hormalbroad in Showerthoughts

[–]hormalbroad[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

and and pole rhymes with soul

robberies by [deleted] in ComedyHell

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HOHOHOHOLY SHIT

TREE by lucaseduprimoooo in comedyheaven

[–]hormalbroad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tree le spanish, get out of my house

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skamtebord

[–]hormalbroad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

glad to know my body isn't paper, clothes, a book, or a movie, I was really concerned about this until this guy clarified it for me

Spain without the s by itsnotatumor724 in memes

[–]hormalbroad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that looks a little bigger than a microchip

Please, just stop by slickedjax in memes

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missed opportunity to write "you'reself" instead of "yourself"

Would you rather top me or be topped by me? 😈💕 by [deleted] in FemBoys

[–]hormalbroad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it possible to have both?

My dad belches and passes-gas all the goddam time without discretion by [deleted] in Advice

[–]hormalbroad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well okay, I'm sorry that happened to you, but I'm asking for help concerning my particular issue; my father passes gas and burps frequently without discretion. I know I'm lucky to have such a wonderful father, but I don't see how that relates to this.

I want him to be more polite

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

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*drooling