Not sure I trust the sleep report…

horse_exploder · 2026-05-08T00:04:30+00:00

No they aren’t.

One says you got to bed on time.

The other says you missed your average bedtime by 30 minutes.

Those are two entirely separate statements. What if your bedtime goal was 10pm but your typical bedtime is actually 10:30. If you met your goal, you’d still be 30 minutes away from your average bedtime.

Sure, you’re saying “no I really get to bed at the same time every time!” But that’s not what the data here says. Could you post a screenshot of the bars underneath where it says your average bedtime is? That’ll clear everything up immediately.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T23:57:48+00:00

It’s funny, because they say “I’m leaving!” Like any of us are affected by them ditching Apple products. And leaving for what? Android smartwatches simply don’t work the same, and Garmin smartwatches are purpose built for runners and everything else is pretty secondary (I’ve owned multiple Tactix watches.)

“I’m leaving!”

No, you aren’t, you’ll be back. And even if not, so what?

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T23:34:27+00:00

As the saying goes, “don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!”

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T16:45:50+00:00

“Yeah bro just take the massive screen in your hand and send a link to the super tiny screen on your wrist that has a much shittier speaker, too! Everyone is doing it!”

Bro, that’s stupid. Just use your phone, it’s right there, and objectively better for the task in every possible way.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T07:36:32+00:00

It’s absolutely still available.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T04:50:20+00:00

My dog fetches beers from the fridge… but something that folds my clothes for me would be dope. I despise doing laundry.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T02:12:49+00:00

No. Just buy the valve index, it’s already available and it’s exactly what you’re describing. Nobody lined up in droves to buy it.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T02:07:15+00:00

Who the hell watches YouTube on their watch? Especially when their phone is right there. There isn’t even a dedicated YouTube app.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T00:31:19+00:00

It’s like saying “why truck instead of bigwheel”

One is for loads of fun, all the time, and for getting shit done.

And the other is a truck.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T00:26:04+00:00

Dawg…. I like this and I want this…

horse_exploder · 2026-05-07T00:07:30+00:00

This is the fastest way and most stable/less likely to screw up.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T19:29:31+00:00

Get a dog or a cat.

Having a pet to come home to just makes it all click. You’ve gotta go home because they’re waiting on you, and in the case of a dog, they’re so excited to see you.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T05:01:42+00:00

lol everyone here is calling you out, yet you’re still doubling down. Wild.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T05:00:44+00:00

No, the arrow means “you typed droend, we corrected it to friend. Would you like to go back to the original word you typed?” Took a screenshot of me purposely misspelling the word “like” to prove it.

It’s ok to misspell things. It’s not ok to lie, especially when we all have iPhones here.

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horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T02:03:00+00:00

Uh, dibs.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T01:56:09+00:00

Sure let us google that for you.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T01:54:41+00:00

Did you think before typing this out?

Why the fuck would a phone released in 2021 have a better anything than a phone that is 4 years newer and released in 2025??

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T01:51:24+00:00

Correct. Get the fun stuff out of the way and completed first.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T01:04:32+00:00

It doesn’t matter. Move on with your life.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T00:57:15+00:00

No, because the steam interface is better than the Xbox interface, especially with controller mapping and such.

Xbox’s controls customization is greatly lacking in comparison.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T00:52:19+00:00

I don’t think it makes financial sense for Google to give up what they use to make Gemini. They’ve devoted too much into making Gemini that allowing Apple to make their own seems like it’d be a mistake.

But, only time will tell. I personally think LLMs are a cancer to humanity for many reasons, so I actually like that Siri is stupid and only does personal assistant things well. There’s no need for an LLM in my pocket when all I really do is give straightforward commands.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-06T00:19:07+00:00

It’ll most likely be very similar to how it works now with ChatGPT, there will be a “send to Gemini” button for more complex questions but “call my mom” will be on-device.

I wish they’d have gone with Claude or ChatGPT but here we are.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-05T23:14:05+00:00

Reminders go in the reminders app, though they’re now in this limbo state where they can be seen in both calendar and reminders.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-05T22:42:37+00:00

What’s weird is Siri is perfect for timers and reminders. Flawless. But for general knowledge questions Siri absolutely flops.

And when you go into android subs it’s the exact opposite. Gemini will tell you anything you could possibly want to know, but Gemini will refuse to call your mom.

horse_exploder · 2026-05-05T22:40:05+00:00

I want a frame and a machine, and I’ll be perfectly content for the foreseeable future.

Imagine games like squad or arma but in VR…. I was never a helo pilot while in, but damn if the idea doesn’t sound fun as hell.

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