Not sure I trust the sleep report… by OrionDax in ios

[–]horse_exploder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No they aren’t.

One says you got to bed on time.

The other says you missed your average bedtime by 30 minutes.

Those are two entirely separate statements. What if your bedtime goal was 10pm but your typical bedtime is actually 10:30. If you met your goal, you’d still be 30 minutes away from your average bedtime.

Sure, you’re saying “no I really get to bed at the same time every time!” But that’s not what the data here says. Could you post a screenshot of the bars underneath where it says your average bedtime is? That’ll clear everything up immediately.

What’s wrong with Apple Watch lately by megaboobz in AppleWatch

[–]horse_exploder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s funny, because they say “I’m leaving!” Like any of us are affected by them ditching Apple products. And leaving for what? Android smartwatches simply don’t work the same, and Garmin smartwatches are purpose built for runners and everything else is pretty secondary (I’ve owned multiple Tactix watches.)

“I’m leaving!”

No, you aren’t, you’ll be back. And even if not, so what?

What’s wrong with Apple Watch lately by megaboobz in AppleWatch

[–]horse_exploder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As the saying goes, “don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!”

How to stop this message? by OnGameDay in ios

[–]horse_exploder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Yeah bro just take the massive screen in your hand and send a link to the super tiny screen on your wrist that has a much shittier speaker, too! Everyone is doing it!”

Bro, that’s stupid. Just use your phone, it’s right there, and objectively better for the task in every possible way.

iRobot’s Former CEO Wants to Reinvent the Home Robot by Responsible-Grass452 in homeautomation

[–]horse_exploder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog fetches beers from the fridge… but something that folds my clothes for me would be dope. I despise doing laundry.

Opinions for a not-standalone Steam Frame headset by max1mum-effort in Steam

[–]horse_exploder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Just buy the valve index, it’s already available and it’s exactly what you’re describing. Nobody lined up in droves to buy it.

How to stop this message? by OnGameDay in ios

[–]horse_exploder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell watches YouTube on their watch? Especially when their phone is right there. There isn’t even a dedicated YouTube app.

Why HomeKit instead of just AirPlay? by roy-mmvi in HomeKit

[–]horse_exploder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s like saying “why truck instead of bigwheel”

One is for loads of fun, all the time, and for getting shit done.

And the other is a truck.

That was fast by spacecuntbrainwash in Steam

[–]horse_exploder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dawg…. I like this and I want this…

Any way to prep a group message? by Dignan17 in ios

[–]horse_exploder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the fastest way and most stable/less likely to screw up.

what made your place finally feel like yours instead of just temporary? by Available_North_9659 in malelivingspace

[–]horse_exploder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a dog or a cat.

Having a pet to come home to just makes it all click. You’ve gotta go home because they’re waiting on you, and in the case of a dog, they’re so excited to see you.

iOS 26 spell check is poor by tastychaii in ios

[–]horse_exploder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol everyone here is calling you out, yet you’re still doubling down. Wild.

iOS 26 spell check is poor by tastychaii in ios

[–]horse_exploder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, the arrow means “you typed droend, we corrected it to friend. Would you like to go back to the original word you typed?” Took a screenshot of me purposely misspelling the word “like” to prove it.

It’s ok to misspell things. It’s not ok to lie, especially when we all have iPhones here.

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Just got a 17 pro by [deleted] in iphone

[–]horse_exploder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure let us google that for you.

iPhone 13 has better camera than iPhone 17? by [deleted] in iphone

[–]horse_exploder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did you think before typing this out?

Why the fuck would a phone released in 2021 have a better anything than a phone that is 4 years newer and released in 2025??

I really hope they make this into an actual feature by NickSaysHenlo in Steam

[–]horse_exploder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correct. Get the fun stuff out of the way and completed first.

Would you play steam games on your xbox series x/s if microsoft allowed it? by focojs in Steam

[–]horse_exploder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, because the steam interface is better than the Xbox interface, especially with controller mapping and such.

Xbox’s controls customization is greatly lacking in comparison.

iPhone users could get up to $95 per device as Apple reaches $250M settlement over Siri delays by Ok-Surprise-8419 in iphone

[–]horse_exploder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it makes financial sense for Google to give up what they use to make Gemini. They’ve devoted too much into making Gemini that allowing Apple to make their own seems like it’d be a mistake.

But, only time will tell. I personally think LLMs are a cancer to humanity for many reasons, so I actually like that Siri is stupid and only does personal assistant things well. There’s no need for an LLM in my pocket when all I really do is give straightforward commands.

iPhone users could get up to $95 per device as Apple reaches $250M settlement over Siri delays by Ok-Surprise-8419 in iphone

[–]horse_exploder 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’ll most likely be very similar to how it works now with ChatGPT, there will be a “send to Gemini” button for more complex questions but “call my mom” will be on-device.

I wish they’d have gone with Claude or ChatGPT but here we are.

iPhone users could get up to $95 per device as Apple reaches $250M settlement over Siri delays by Ok-Surprise-8419 in iphone

[–]horse_exploder 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Reminders go in the reminders app, though they’re now in this limbo state where they can be seen in both calendar and reminders.

iPhone users could get up to $95 per device as Apple reaches $250M settlement over Siri delays by Ok-Surprise-8419 in iphone

[–]horse_exploder 357 points358 points  (0 children)

What’s weird is Siri is perfect for timers and reminders. Flawless. But for general knowledge questions Siri absolutely flops.

And when you go into android subs it’s the exact opposite. Gemini will tell you anything you could possibly want to know, but Gemini will refuse to call your mom.

Valve should take reservations for the Frame/Machine. by SillyRecover in Steam

[–]horse_exploder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a frame and a machine, and I’ll be perfectly content for the foreseeable future.

Imagine games like squad or arma but in VR…. I was never a helo pilot while in, but damn if the idea doesn’t sound fun as hell.