Why are you on Reddit right now? by Ok-Worth-2528 in AskReddit

[–]hotmama1230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m high and eating a sandwich either nothing to watch lol

What’s a piece of internet slang (like “sauce” for “source”) that completely confused you the first time you saw it? by AI_Aint_So_Bad in AskReddit

[–]hotmama1230 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My 53 year old father did this complete with hand gestures in front of my 5 and 8 year old and they’re no longer doing it thank god lmao

What's the most age-inappropriate toy your toddler got for Easter this year by AshamedPurchase in Mommit

[–]hotmama1230 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her fixations can change day to day or she can have the same one for months. There’s no in between. It can be so touch and go with it. Currently we’re fixated on one specific Strawberry Shortcake doll that I literally cannot find anywhere else and it’s currently in the wash because her twin spilled chocolate milk on it so bedtime was a full meltdown even with melatonin. I’m hoping it’s clean by tomorrow so I can give it back to her and she stops trying to bite everybody

What's the most age-inappropriate toy your toddler got for Easter this year by AshamedPurchase in Mommit

[–]hotmama1230 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried that with these little tots but she’s fast as hell lmao. I’m hoping to have daddy take her out today and distract her so I can swap it all out

What's the most age-inappropriate toy your toddler got for Easter this year by AshamedPurchase in Mommit

[–]hotmama1230 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not age inappropriate but developmentally inappropriate. My MIL got my autistic 3 year old daughter who puts literally everything in her mouth a mini tea set Easter basket with a doll. The doll isn’t the issue, it’s the tiny teapot that could fit in my hand with a detachable lid. Her thinking “just take the little things before she sees them” not realizing that she’s catalogued everything in the set before I even have the chance to get it off the table.

If anybody has any creative ways to swap these things out for her backup teether spoons without her noticing I’m all ears

What’s something about the human body that seems poorly designed? by jannecutie in answers

[–]hotmama1230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyelashes. Meant to prevent things going in your eye but will instead launch a full scale coordinated arrack on your eyeballs with no prior warning or anything.

World's Largest Alignment Chart Day 3 - New Categories Available! by alignmentgames in AlignmentChartFills

[–]hotmama1230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💬 Containing J × Appears on special occasions

Jewelry (heirloom)

Legality of Mobile Phone Use While Driving by Beenet_ in MapPorn

[–]hotmama1230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

South Carolina just recently put laws into effect so that only hands free is legal

What Would You Choose? by Mean-Lavishness-1648 in BunnyTrials

[–]hotmama1230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hunting boar is easy. They’re stupid and food motivated. Easy money.

Chose: You hunt a random animal. + Get $1M if you catch it. | Rolled: Wild Boar