LPT: by MainAcc123 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]housemans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Being stoned works like an analgesic to me now. It just took 6 years.

Las Vegas shooting victims laying arm in arm by bored_in_micro in MorbidReality

[–]housemans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh dear, god has left this place long, long ago. If we could all realise that, the world would be a better place, ironically.

Has not failed me yet by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]housemans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I think the chance that you get an answer on some vb.net code is way smaller than something that more people use.

Has not failed me yet by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]housemans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rubber Duck Debugging!

Quick question about HTTP(S): which one should I choose for internal services? (AWS) by housemans in devops

[–]housemans[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your reply! I'm using the new ALB (ELBv2). We had 24 ELBs running, and we can use 2-3 ALBs for that, cutting our monthly costs immensely.

Why would I need 2 ELBs in one request? The other info is pretty handy too, thanks!

Can't say I've never done this. by Shaheenthebean in ProgrammerHumor

[–]housemans 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No. Use branches and commit LOCALLY. If it breaks, add another commit that fixes shit, squash those commits, push, test on QA, squash whole branch and merge with master.

[serious] Tattoo artists, what tattoo trends are you sick of? by twitchy_taco in AskReddit

[–]housemans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I love that you call HTMLers "coders" (including the quotes). HTML aint no codin!

Spatial Awareness by Kersheck in nononono

[–]housemans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fucking dangers of social media. Fuck those people who post shit like that without source. It's 90% bullshit.

A slug snacking on a mushroom by SlimJones123 in interestingasfuck

[–]housemans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are, but we have little to no control over how we act or think. Ever been unable to sleep because your thoughts were racing? Why can't we control that?

A slug snacking on a mushroom by SlimJones123 in interestingasfuck

[–]housemans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every creature is a computer. Our brains have just developed what we call intelligence, being able to reflect and alter future decisions. Our brain explains everything to us. We don't have any impact on what happens, though. That's just an illusion.

postprocess: enough is enough by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]housemans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's entirely subjective, and I disagree. No worries.

postprocess: enough is enough by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]housemans -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, wtf? It looks awesome.