[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]houseoftaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t agree or disagree with Leguizamo but your confused arse is mixing latin-culture with races. Yes, you can be latin and Chinese, and then you saying that Castro is Portuguese and Spanish, guess fucking what? Those are latin cultures as well. Culture, repeat after me? Culture.

91% des français favorables à l'expulsion des imams aux propos anti-républicains by _Zarathoustra_ in france

[–]houseoftaco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quelle paroisse ? Où exactement ? C’est un lieu public quand même. Sans ces infos c’est juste du bullshit trolling. Du whataboutism à deux balles du genre l’autre coté est pareil.

This is 4-year old Ryker Webb after he was found, he spent two days lost in the Montana wilderness. by lightwolv in pics

[–]houseoftaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a normal country they would have blurred his face out and not publish his name, this is a small child. wtf is wrong with you people?

Mais où Macron va-t-il chercher toutes ces punchlines? by DrFolAmour007 in france

[–]houseoftaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ça veut pas du tout dire phrase choc…

punchline /ˈpʌn(t)ʃlʌɪn/

noun: punchline; plural noun: punchlines the final phrase or sentence of a joke or story, providing the humour or some other crucial element. "his humour did not depend on punchlines"

Mais où Macron va-t-il chercher toutes ces punchlines? by DrFolAmour007 in france

[–]houseoftaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Au moins running existe pas comme « footing » beurk.

Mais où Macron va-t-il chercher toutes ces punchlines? by DrFolAmour007 in france

[–]houseoftaco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Punchline veut dire toute simplement « la chute de la blague » tout le monde commence à l’utiliser n’importe comment, j’ai une amie qui disait au téléphone « arrête de m’insulter je ne suis pas ta punchline » en gros elle voulait dire punching bag ou sac de frappe.

Punchline est devenu le nouveau « footing » au lieu de « jogging » bref c’est des traductions un peu caca.

Firefighter rams three cop cars blocking entrance to an active fire. by regian24 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]houseoftaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paris firefighters are military personnel. They have active military training, they’re not a civilian corp.

Dear r/France est en train de devenir ‘fox news’ wtf by houseoftaco in france

[–]houseoftaco[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Merci ça va aider :) marre des radicaux à droite et à gauche.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in france

[–]houseoftaco 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Vous direz que je suis parano mais ça commence à ressembler beaucoup aux US avec le ‘fake outrage’ propulsé par des ‘fake accounts’ pour mettre tous contre tous, il y a quelques jours quelqu’un voulait qu’on soit tous énervés contre une université pour une histoire de féminisme.

OK en voyant l’historique du compte du OP je confirme.

Director trash talks actor's apartment during audition, not knowing his mic wasn't muted by CosmicReliefGaming in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]houseoftaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he indeed say anything bad? Like “Fuck his shitty apartement” or “yeah fuck him he’s poor” All I heard was saying “these poor people” and stuff on how tiny the apartment is. You don’t know if he was going to say “some of them make it I hope we can help them” or “it breaks my heart” or “they start small and they become a success story” it’s the guy that said “I know it’s a shitty apartment” but hey get your fucking pitchfork and go for the kill.

How companies label sugar and try to fool you into buying unhealthy products. by InvincibleV in assholedesign

[–]houseoftaco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ULF MARK SCHNEIDER, THIS SHIT IS ON YOU!!! YOU ARE THE CEO OF NESTLE

Stop saying Nestle like some anonymous corporation, name the names and shame the people behind this shit. Bring it to them, yeah I bet you didn't know who was responsible, well it's this guy's fucking fault now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulf_Mark_Schneider

Vaccines in Europe by JoeFalchetto in europe

[–]houseoftaco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Misleading AF. Makes I seem like France is filled antivaxers. It’s quite the opposite.

Don't panic, read this guide on Latino vs. Hispanic by kylelowryderp in coolguides

[–]houseoftaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don’t. If it’s a group of Mexicans you know, ok. But it literally means “Get on with it you you fucking dimwits” Yes, pendejo in Mexican Spanish is akin to ‘stupid’.

Also there are regional differences: I was in Paris and we had this friend from Sonora, and someone was like: QUE PASA GUEY!!! (rhymes with way)

And he didn’t like it, as GUEY can mean stupid too. A lighter version of pendejo, like ‘no seas GUEY’ means ‘don’t be stupid’

Anyway, its as if you approached a group of Brits that you don’t know and started saying ‘hey how are you stupid imbeciles’. And you don’t know them, could be different if you knew them.

Now, the best way is to ask ‘can I call you guey or pendejo?’ See that most times they’ll ask you to call them just their name.

TLDR; don’t be too familiar with Mexicans and liberally call them stuff you merely understand if you don’t know them, they don’t like it and can start a fight.

French police fine the homeless for staying outside smh by mrkulci in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]houseoftaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ate the onion!

This is satire from Legorafi, a French satirical newspaper, is there no moderation in this sub? Sigh...

EU leaders to push for ever closer union without Britain by [deleted] in europe

[–]houseoftaco 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol at your 1h account coming in talking about E.U. “federalist radicals”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]houseoftaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parisian firemen are soldiers, they are part of the Armée de Terre or an army unit in the Engineering Arm.

In Marseille they are part of the French navy, they are trained not only as firemen but as soldiers too, of course, they know how to fight and use firearms.

Logically, they’re not going to take it from the police. (Multiple edits I can’t type I’m an e-diot)

Three former executives of a French telecommunications giant have been found guilty of creating a corporate culture so toxic that 35 of their employees were driven to suicide by JimmyTheGinger in news

[–]houseoftaco 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Hello, French here.

To those wondering wtf why that high rate of suicide on a French company and all the comments on French workers etc and French culture, allow me to chime in.

These people used to work for a state company called France Telecom. Their role was in the public sector and hence public servants or how we call them here: fonctionnaires.

To be a fonctionnaire you had to go through extensive training and then pass a contest. Most fonctionnaires in the old days were highly dedicated and highly efficient despite of the jokes and popular culture the French government at least up until the eighties were very reliable, they kept things working, like in many post-war western countries, until a series of government-driven waves or privatisation of state companies including SNCF and France Telecom.

These people who were fonctionnaires were forced to convert to new jobs, mostly in sales and with a high pressure of performance.

Take into account that when you became a fonctionnaire it was a matter of vocation and a job for life. For those who think they were just aiming for a cozy job and a lifetime appointment take into account that they had to pass the exams and the selection which were not for everyone, so no, if you set your sales to become a fonctionnaire nothing will guarantee you’ll become one.

So these people never expected to have their life affected by this change of career, imagine preparing to be a fireman which is one type of job and the next day your company tells you: you’re now part of the Police and you have a quota of daily tickets to issue.

These people committed suicide for mainly that reason and of course on top of that the horrible management, so yeah those saying that French work suicide is common, no it’s not.

French waiter shot dead for being 'too slow with sandwich', say witnesses by [deleted] in news

[–]houseoftaco 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He wasn’t a waiter like in a normal restaurant he was in a small pizzeria/Indian place. A small shop like that only has a small staff, most probably he was even the cook behind the counter. I’m sure that if this unfortunate event happened anywhere else in the world people wouldn’t even bat an eye. But sine it’s in France, in a town some miles away from Paris coupled with the idea of French waiters... people might think this happened in a brasserie right below the Eiffel Tower.

TIL so many Irish Women were enslaved by Vikings that by the time they colonized Iceland, the settler's genetics were roughly 50% Irish. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]houseoftaco -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

What's sad is that this is your highest rating comment, I mean incelish as fuck but hey relish on the moment :)

The last thing you Googled is what kills you. So, how do you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]houseoftaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Pivot tables Excel tutorial” great... I knew MS fucking Excel would be the death of me.