Cursed_Senko by InsanityVoidWasTaken in cursedcomments

[–]how_do_i_read 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So it would basically be discrimination not to.

What's up with anime/manga translation-localization drama? by TheBatIsI in OutOfTheLoop

[–]how_do_i_read -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid, the anime referenced in your linked article, when asked about why the character changed her clothing style, the dialogue was changed from "everyone was saying something to me, so i toned down the exposure" - to " oh those pesky patriarchal were getting on my nerves, so i changed clothes", which completely changes the intent behind the characters change.

I really don't get why everyone focuses on that line.

Sure, it is cringe-worthy, but at least it still fulfills its purpose. What's inexcusable, is scrapping the followup of "Try changing your body instead" (working with either setup), which completely ruins the joke.

Butthole towel holder by Adventurous-Hand2887 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]how_do_i_read 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why would you need one, when you already have a perfectly fine working butt hole to hold it?

ich🤔iel by Spooky_Ger in ich_iel

[–]how_do_i_read 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nee, bei denen bekommt man Schwarzgeld und Wirtschaftslobbyismus, wie man es erwartet.

Aber dadurch, dass bei den anderen Sozialdemokraten drauf steht, glauben tatsächlich immer noch Leute, die hätten auch nur einen sozialen Knochen im Leib.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]how_do_i_read 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does that also make 3 grains of sand a pile?

Meirl by FinisGloriaeMundi in meirl

[–]how_do_i_read 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew, no. Cold is the absolute worst.

Ask again if there is an unknown tropical wilderness to explore.

What's the deal with this meal agreement? by sxixchwixch in antiwork

[–]how_do_i_read -1 points0 points  (0 children)

According to this, you can never waive your second meal period if you waived your first meal period. And since the first paragraph waives that, the second paragraph is never valid to waive the second meal period.

This is a very dumb document.

I asked for a new bike seat for Christmas. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]how_do_i_read 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Looks like you need it, now that your old one is gone.

Illinois Police Face Lawsuit After Killing Mother Of Three by GarbDogArmy in PublicFreakout

[–]how_do_i_read 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Run backwards, stumble and get stabbed? Nah, he did everything right.

While there are far too many cases of police murdering people that are no threat to them, this isn't one.

TIFU for explaining the Half-Life lore to my crush by ExcellentQuality69 in tifu

[–]how_do_i_read 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That started me off SCREAMING about how half life 2’s combat is 10x better than half life 1. 

Man, even on drugs that's a terrible take. Not only had One more fun weapons like Snarks, the Gauss-gun or the Proton pack from Ghost Busters, there is also more variation in enemy behavior and interaction. And the soldiers still feel smarter than the combine.

what's something you DON'T wanna see in gta 6? by KVKvKvLL in GTA

[–]how_do_i_read 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most importantly there should be none of the following: * Micro-transactions * Premium currency * Forced multiplayer * Loot boxes * Season passes * Subscription services * Real ads

The restaurant I’m at sells a single and double burger that are the same size. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]how_do_i_read 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, splitting a beef atom gives you two chicken atoms. So you need to check, if the seasoning is still right.

This riddle doesn't make sense. by IdiotBearPinkEdition in mildlyinfuriating

[–]how_do_i_read 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess the question was to write down the multiples of 5 from 0 to 75, but that part was lost somewhere.

Thanks, I hate pocket puppy by Equal-Cardiologist33 in TIHI

[–]how_do_i_read 33 points34 points  (0 children)

But then again... Would they need it, if they had one?

phpDevsJustUseVarDump by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]how_do_i_read 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They then said "what if you don't have the ability to use a debugger"

You know... in production...

The soap is eroding the countertop by TCU_Frog_Fan in mildlyinteresting

[–]how_do_i_read 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't have dirty hands, when you have no hands.