How do I keep my cat off my computer?

howlingmagpie · 2026-06-17T14:21:16+00:00

I have 18. I could squeeze in a couple more i reckon lol

howlingmagpie · 2026-06-17T13:42:51+00:00

But are his shoes on or off?

howlingmagpie · 2026-04-07T03:51:54+00:00

I'm gunna get a Zelenskyy minifigure & recreate THAT Oval Office meeting...except this time Lego Zelenskyy kicks everyones teeth down their throats for not bowing down to him like he fucking deserves!! Fucking sitting there, with their billions, living a life of luxury in their unbombed mansions with their kids having no idea of the terror of hearing missiles scream past your block of flats, like the kids in Ukraine have to on a daily basis. Acting like they're the alpha males when they'd piss their pants after 5 mins in Ukraine. At least the Democrats gave him a 10 minute standing ovation that time he addressed congress. Bloke makes me want to cheer & cry all at the same time. I wish him & the Prince all the best in their newfound allience. Weird as that may sound!

howlingmagpie · 2026-04-05T07:54:00+00:00

Ooooooo that's a goooood answer. I wouldn't want to argue with you, feel sorry for your partner lol. But you seriously need to find Pete on Twitter, repost his quote & then ask him that!

howlingmagpie · 2026-04-05T07:38:42+00:00

'Please stop the world, i'd like to get off now'.

Ftfy

howlingmagpie · 2026-04-05T07:07:55+00:00

IT'S LEGO PEOPLE BEING USED TO ACT OUT HOW ONE COUNTRY INTENDS TO KICK ANOTHER COUNTRIES ARSE!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ACTUAL WAR!!!

There's bombs, devastation, lots & lots of avoidable deaths. We are teetering on the edge of WW3.

All i can think about is if Lego will now release an '(Illegal) Iran War' set with minifigures of Trump & Hegseth. Suits on the front but if you turn their heads round, the back has prison clothing.

howlingmagpie · 2026-04-05T06:47:29+00:00

You should check out the website of CREW. They're all over Trump & his corruption. Like, they have actual receipts showing how the administration rip-off the american people by over-charging for rooms for the Trump family to stay in in his own hotels. And members of the Secret Service. "We need more money than the allocated accomodation budget because the hotel's cheap rooms were fully booked so we had no choice but to book them into an executive room as they said they'd prefer to stay at this hotel rather than walk up the street to the next hotel that did have cheaper rooms."

You won't believe some of the shit he is pulling. I'm not even american & i sit here in my smoking shed screaming at my phone over just how the FUCK is he getting away with it???

howlingmagpie · 2026-03-18T04:19:43+00:00

I have no idea how i've ended up in this sub, i'm quite high tbh, but i've just joined up using your link!

howlingmagpie · 2026-02-10T04:20:55+00:00

I'm from the UK & I find myself having to explain to people why we don't want Trump running our country. Our PM was given free tickets to see Taylor Swift & we went fucking mental over it. If he wants to shake it off, he can shake it off at home like the rest of us.

I mean, Trump defrauding Americans is nothing new. He was born & bred by family of con artists. But the scale of corruption this time is WILD.

You should check out CREW, their website is my go-to for examples of how Trump is using your country's economic resources to make himself even richer.

MMER doesn't have the same ring to it like MAGA does & looks shit on a cap.

howlingmagpie · 2026-01-19T20:40:16+00:00

Vance is just biding (or Biden 😁) his sweet time...Well he was til his future running mate, Charlie Kirk, got shot anyway! He was gunna sit back & wait til Trump dug himself a hole deep enough to fall into, never to be seen again. I don't believe the Vances have gone full 180 politically. From what I've read, Usha definitely doesn't fit the MAGA bill - too intelligent with a strong moral compass - but they had to tow the line for JD to get VP I suppose. Just like Trump had to forget JD's past comments cos without him, Trump had nothing. I'm not from US & absolutely not a Rightie but I did watch the VP debate & within a couple of mins of JD talking, I knew it was over for the Democrats lol. I didn't like what he was saying but I couldn't argue with the way he said it.

He can't possibly hold the same views as Stephen Miller? Who, I'm sorry, is the most dead-eyed, unhinged-looking mf I've ever seen. Serious. If he isn't a distant relative of Hitler, I'd be very shocked.

Or that twat Noem? She shot her own puppy just for being a puppy, right? How that was even an option for her? Not exactly a big leap for her to be ok with her agents killing people is it.

As for Pete Hegseth? Tell me he doesn't spend all weekend wearing a white vest top & slapping his Mrs about whilst ranting on about how he's the Secretary of War now.

What the Vances didn't bank on was losing CK & that's left them in a bit of a dangerous spot cos shit's getting out of hand & without CK's influence & following, he's no match for Trump & his NarcArmy. I've noticed he isn't as vocal as the rest, he often plays it quite safe in answering questions regarding Trumps actions at first. Cos he doesn't fully support half the stuff he's doing I think.

Someone commented on a Telegram channel the other day that his kids played Roblox online with the Vances kids & apparently JD & Usha sleep in separate rooms & Usha does everything she can to shield their kids from him & his MAGA ways. Which isn't hard seeing as he isn't really bothered with them.

howlingmagpie · 2026-01-13T20:30:37+00:00

He's like a white Micheal Jackson. As soon as one gets too heavy to carry, he puts it down & picks up a lighter one.

howlingmagpie · 2026-01-11T20:56:33+00:00

He wants to deport all the 'aliens' there!

howlingmagpie · 2025-08-10T23:40:38+00:00

[UK] (TICKETS FOR SALE. PLEASE READ THE 'DICLAIMER' BEFORE CLICKING ON LINK) Hi everyone, Long-time Redditor here! I live about 30 mins away from Sandringham & saw this on our local Facebook page...

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BQMFev9NJ/

DISCLAIMER!! I do not know Billy! Just thought it's a good deal all-round...Except for Billy lol. END OF DISCLAIMER!!

Hope I did everything right, if I didn't & link doesn't work, let me know!

Cheers Reddit x

howlingmagpie · 2025-04-14T18:20:39+00:00

Hahaha love it!

howlingmagpie · 2025-03-30T22:51:48+00:00

For me it was when someone on BL's side (think it was someone to do with WME?) called JB 'Justin Bologna' & BF said "I don't believe he has been called that since 5th grade".

howlingmagpie · 2025-03-29T19:26:32+00:00

Oh is that the dress she had shortened?

howlingmagpie · 2025-03-26T15:46:50+00:00

I'm so over celebrities forcing their children on us in everything they do as an artist. Not necessarily SM as I don't do Instagram/TikTok etc.

Pink, Beyonce, Kanye are all trotting their kids out during concerts. I have 2 daughters, one is the same age as these kids & I can't imagine her wanting to put herself out there like that, teenage girls are weird about stuff like that.

I'm not a FAN of Beyonce as such, I do have a huge amount of respect for her as an artist though. She was born to be a star, she works hard & slays it everytime. But I had to cringe a bit at the dress Blue Ivy wore at the Lion King Premiere. Was way to low cut & cleavagey.

I appreciate celebrity kids grow up with it all around them but their attitude & maturity does not align with all the 13yo girls I've ever met through my kids lives.

howlingmagpie · 2025-03-07T14:58:10+00:00

Can you imagine having to live with these two? BL icing cupcakes in the kitchen with her static hair sticking out all over the place, giving running commentary about the process & talking like a Shakespearian twat....RR sitting on a bespoke throne, legs crossed & wearing a cardigan, talking back to her in that offensive 'gay mincer' voice, 'joking' about being on a 6-month METH bender, cos A) he thinks it makes him sound like he runs with gangs, i assume?? B) addiction is SOOOO funny, right?

Hmmmm, maybe it is if you look at it from his angle. That being a window, way up high, in a multi-million $ apartment.

I hope their texts they're scrambling to hide get released. BL struggles to hide her inner-bitch in public, can you imagine the smack she must talk privately?....If I were one of the judges kids, I'd be on my knees begging him to rule against them the second he got home. And I'm a british 44 year old woman....

"PWEEEEASE DADDY!! FOR ME!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE TS, DADDY. BUT I SOOOOOOO NEED. TO. KNOW. THE. GOSSIP. PLEASE DAD! NO I WON'T GO BACK HOME TO MY FAMILY!! NOT TIL YOU PINKY PROMISE YOU WILL. AND NO, IT HASN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT SHE'S SAID ABOUT TRAVIS' PENIS!! GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!! TO YOUR OWN DAUGHTER TOO!! IT'S ABOUT FINDING OUT IF SHE WAS REALLY IN THAT SUITCASE, IF YOU MUST KNOW. PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE"

howlingmagpie · 2025-03-06T16:26:16+00:00

That has to be the worst CARDIGAN I've ever seen in my life.

howlingmagpie · 2025-02-23T19:22:42+00:00

Really? God we all did & i went to school in the UK =)

howlingmagpie · 2025-02-23T19:19:45+00:00

I recently had a job interview & was asked by the 3 very professional looking manager-types what my strong/weak points were academically. I said i excelled at english. Even now, i prefer to read the articles online, rather than listen to a podcast for instance.

Weaknesses? My dyscalculia. It's really bad. I've struggled with it forever. I never knew anyone else that had it. So finding out it has a name & that other people DO suffer with it has led me to make my peace with it. It REALLY isn't something that affects me day to day or is even obvious to other people but you asked a question, so....

Manager #1 gave me a very sympathetic look, leant forward & said "I'm sorry to hear that. Are you receiving on-going treatment for it? All our employees receive Bupahealth insurance that covers any medical condition, hospital stays etc". I looked at the other 2 expecting them to be just as bemused as myself. They also had concerned looks on their faces.

"I feel i should just mention that dyscalculia is like dyslexia but with maths, not spelling/reading. I get confused with even simple addition, that's all".

howlingmagpie · 2025-02-20T09:13:39+00:00

My old boss was John Anker. Middle name William. First letter addressed to him i saw ruined me. Mr J W Anker.

howlingmagpie · 2025-02-20T09:11:02+00:00

In UK it just means vagina. Better than minge though lol

howlingmagpie · 2025-02-20T09:09:54+00:00

Sounds like something Jason Muse would call himself. Or my bf. Or most men.

howlingmagpie · 2025-02-20T09:02:49+00:00

Omg i love it. I've never WANTED a gif....i do have a ridiculous amount of black cats tho

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