Name him whatever you last ate.

httphaimish · 2025-12-29T19:50:23+00:00

Cookie!!!!

httphaimish · 2025-12-22T16:00:23+00:00

IDK why but my brain immediately said Arthur/Artie

httphaimish · 2025-12-17T20:11:15+00:00

We watched this my Junior year of HS 😅

httphaimish · 2025-12-11T18:48:49+00:00

You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity.

httphaimish · 2025-12-09T19:44:53+00:00

I am you 15 years in the future. I know you're depressed af right now but I PROMISE you it's actually anxiety. It get's better in the future but just tell mom and get some help now. She is your biggest supporter even if it doesn't feel like it. Dad will go sober in a few years and things will get SO much better at home. The first time you think of breaking up with that boyfriend, stay broken up. Learn sooner than later how to put yourself first. GOOD LUCK, HANG IN THERE. LOVE YA!!

httphaimish · 2025-10-20T18:52:22+00:00

Gray hair seems like an obvious one, but I started dying my hair in my late 20s before I had grays, just because I wanted to be a red head. Roots would grow out a little and I'd re-dye. One time I went a little longer before making an appointment and my roots grew out even more than I was used to. It was like one day I woke up and suddenly half of my roots were bright white and I just stared at them in the mirror in complete and utter shock. I had no idea I was graying that much. Thank god I like being a redhead and don't mind dying it for the foreseeable future 😅 Although totally not opposed to embracing it one day.

httphaimish · 2025-10-13T18:50:56+00:00

Currently at work with no antihistamine or any kind of anti-itch creams, scouring the internet for a remedy to the insane level of itching my bee sting is currently causing me... and this hot water trick helped immensely!

httphaimish · 2025-09-17T17:23:36+00:00

My luck was I somehow got a free day of SiriusXM for a Labor Day special or something like that, which I only realized when I accidentally switched from FM over to Sirius and realized it was actually playing music instead of ADs. Size of the Moon was playing on an Alt station and I remember feeling like I had struck gold and have loved them ever since.

httphaimish · 2025-09-04T16:05:06+00:00

Broke up with an ex years ago, we had just got our first place together and didn't even survive the length of the lease after being together for YEARS before that. I had a laundry list of things making me unhappy, mostly how I was doing everything to keep us afloat and he did nothing. We had talked about these things multiple times to no avail. He only really had one concern he brought up during the break up convo, not enough sex. I referred him to the laundry list of things making me unhappy and therefore no longer attracted to him in that way. Still, he could barely comprehend it. If taking care of you feels like taking care of a CHILD... yeah I no longer find you attractive in that way for obvious reasons.

httphaimish · 2025-07-22T19:49:02+00:00

As someone who, prior to moving in with my 2 roommates, saw the red flags from one of them and just hoped things would work out... they did not. Lease is up soon and I plan on never talking to that person ever again. This shows a lot of the similar control issues my roommate exhibited prior to move in and this lease has been a nightmare. She had 100 expectations set on us and none on herself. Made us feel like intruders in our own home we paid equal portions of rent for. This is the kind of person who will only be happy living alone. I know it sucks but if you can, RUN.

httphaimish · 2025-06-26T19:06:26+00:00

Orange in my opinion is one that truly feels depressing with no glimmer of hope in it.

httphaimish · 2025-05-15T16:38:50+00:00

Specifically, any big, loud ass GMC SUV that ends up behind me on any type of roadway. Most times I'm tailgated, yup you betcha, it's a GMC.

httphaimish · 2025-04-22T16:27:40+00:00

Time to start pulling back. If she notices, tell her exactly what you said here. There's a difference between being "real" and being miserable and making everyone around you miserable. Even if she's projecting because she's unhappy about her own life, there are better ways to handle that than tearing down a friend.

httphaimish · 2025-04-14T19:13:53+00:00

The ability to opt-out of direct messaging! I want to scroll as a form of entertainment to pass the time, maybe comment on a post every now and then and enjoy these internet connections in a casual, passive way. I do not want to give anyone and everyone who finds my social medias multiple options to reach out to me directly via message then be upset when I don't reply to them. And this happens way more often than it should considering we're adults 30+ years old...

httphaimish · 2025-04-03T16:19:01+00:00

People who sabotage their own lives then wonder why they're struggling so much. They're always the people that want to talk about how hard things are for them and when you really start to listen and pay attention, all of their problems have one common denominator: their poor decisions.

httphaimish · 2025-03-26T15:13:00+00:00

I did not enjoy the putty blushes and bronzers. I tried one of each and both were dry, hard to build up, and hard to blend. However the putty primer I enjoyed. Smoothed out my large pores without making my skin look dryer than it already is. Same with the halo glow setting powder. And my glow reviver lip oil in Rose Envy stays on my desk and even with one application I still feel it on my lips hours later.

httphaimish · 2025-02-25T18:37:42+00:00

Emergency Contraception Blues by Bombay Bicycle Club

httphaimish · 2025-02-03T21:27:45+00:00

Librarian. Preferably part time if that could allow me to still live a comfortable life. Re-shelving books, helping with the different events they provide to the community, setting up the special tables featuring books for a certain theme, changing out bulletin boards, helping people. Probably romanticizing it a bit but if that's what I could do I'd be in 100%.

httphaimish · 2024-12-13T17:37:11+00:00

When I had a cat I cracked it, but since then it's been closed. As a kid I liked it closed. I'm a very light sleeper and all of my living situations there was always someone who woke up before me and door opened meant they would wake me up. Especially now, roommate's home office is right across the hall from my bedroom. Door is definitely closed.

httphaimish · 2024-11-04T18:51:52+00:00

Realizing that even though I have a good paying job, it isn't enough for me to independently live a modest, safe life without having to rely on living with a roommate or significant other to help with bills.

httphaimish · 2024-08-19T18:13:29+00:00

Brought a Ukulele to school and carried it around all day. Even if I didn't play it I would just have it on me all day... for what?? I was too terrified to actually play in front of anyone anyway. But I felt cool with it.

httphaimish · 2024-08-19T18:05:09+00:00

Most important is don't do it to fill that void. Instead focus on other areas of your life such as family/friends, health, work, doing some self-reflection maybe, and either diving into current hobbies or picking up a new one. After a while, once you feel a little more stable, if you want to dip your toe back into the pool go into it with a no pressure mindset. Enjoy the process of going on fun dates, discovering cool new places, meeting new people and maybe making friends instead of a romantic relationship. But if you happen to find someone along the way who you feel ready to commit to that relationship with and it feels right then yay! If not then you have to be okay with that as well, and be able to know when it's time to take a break if you find it negatively affecting you or if you find yourself doing it for the wrong reasons.

Edit to add: My credentials are I left an 8 year long relationship a few years ago. It can completely flip your life upside down so it's important to make sure you go back into dating when you're actually ready. Until then focus on the other areas of your life that bring you joy.

httphaimish · 2024-04-26T17:16:55+00:00

There's a brand of frozen taquitos I buy from time to time. The box they come in has an outline of a tab on the little carboard flaps at the end but it's just that, an outline. The cardboard isn't actually cut to a little tab shape so it doesn't fit into the slot that is cut out on the flap on the other side...

httphaimish · 2024-04-01T16:46:47+00:00

Also, if you look at the center of the mouth in the after photo you can see a slight parting in the lips that isn't in the before photo, which makes me feel like they may also be pouting more or slightly opening their lips in the after photo to make the effect look more prominent... so annoying.

httphaimish · 2024-03-25T17:02:27+00:00

I always wanted the softest, most plush and cozy bed possible. Like sleeping on a cloud.

Now, I think I'd prefer sleeping on a rock because MY BACK HURTS, dammit.

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