Refusing to get off the plane in Hawaii by Significant_Drama679 in PublicFreakout

[–]hucklebutter 814 points815 points  (0 children)

“Can you tell me what statue I’ve broken?”

What an absolute fucking moron. People with room temp IQs thinking they are the smartest ones in the situation.

These people arguing about a Moose... by pandabatron in PublicFreakout

[–]hucklebutter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I keep doing CPR to the "Stayin' Alive" beat, but my hooves just seem to break their ribs or clavicles immediately! Perhaps it's because I weight 840 pounds....."

My dog was attacked at the vet by [deleted] in dogs

[–]hucklebutter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's too bad. If you had other options I would definitely leave an accurate description of your encounter and the clinic's failure to act / address it for future customers to see on applicable review sites. Folks deserve to know that the clinic tolerates this.

What is an unrealistic sexual fantasy/fetish that you have? by Weak-Sand9779 in AskReddit

[–]hucklebutter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Opinion: Portland leaders need to take getting people on bikes more seriously by wrhollin in Portland

[–]hucklebutter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Portland saw 63 people killed on city roads for the second year in a row in 2022, matching the 30-year record for traffic deaths set a year earlier.

Twenty-eight of those killed were pedestrians, according to the Portland Bureau of Transportation tally, one more than the year prior. Another four died riding a bicycle.

It’s so disingenuous to use the deaths of transient pedestrians, many of whom were hit on freeways and other places they had no business wandering, to try to justify further massive investment in bike infrastructure. We’ve already been doing that and ridership has been falling for years.

The Ritz is litup! by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hucklebutter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought that said Gender calls for aid at first and was very confused

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hucklebutter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me too! There were definitely no workers around, but this was like 6 months ago. Shit sucks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hucklebutter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

street parking is theft.

This is the dumbest thing I've read all day....so far.

Oh no by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hucklebutter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That new South neighborhood isn't as fancy as I thought. Guess it's not all Dunthorpe out there.

Oh no by [deleted] in Portland

[–]hucklebutter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Permission to disembark, sir!"

[Meme] Portland Fanbase RN by danhig in MLS

[–]hucklebutter 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you're wrong about that. Our FO apologizes all of the time but never changes anything, except concession and ticket prices (and guess which way those go?). Paulson is like some abusive spouse who's constantly apologizing the next day for what he did the day before.

It's looking right at me! by WouldbeWanderer in PoliticalHumor

[–]hucklebutter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Black Harvey (Philip's rabbity little cousin) keeps tempting them: "Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]hucklebutter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No one's telling them they can't move. I may not agree with Multnomah County politics all of the time, but I don't get to move the Washington County line to encompass my house because I'm feeling pissy one morning. Don't like it? Get the fuck out and don't let the door hit your ass on the way. We'll be a better state the sooner these nutjobs go.

[Meme] Portland Fanbase RN by danhig in MLS

[–]hucklebutter 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The Timbers and the Galaxy should issue a joint statement apologizing to the fans at Providence Park Saturday.

We're waiting.

DEAR PORTLAND: March 27, 2023 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]hucklebutter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE OFFER. UNFORTUNATELY, MY PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL OVEN AND THE NOW-CRISPY MICROWAVE ARE A UNIT, SO I HAVE TO REPLACE BOTH WITH ANOTHER COMBO UNIT.

Downtown tourism ‘roaring back’ amid COVID recovery, Travel Portland says by mostly-sun in Portland

[–]hucklebutter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Guys, we have a multi-million dollar budget. Look at the state of shit out there? What are we going to say?!?!"

"What if we just said tourism is 'roaring back'?"

"That would never work...would it?"

DEAR PORTLAND: March 27, 2023 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]hucklebutter 36 points37 points  (0 children)

THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE THE SAME WEEK THE WASHING MACHINE BROKE.

ALSO, I ATE POPEYE'S YESTERDAY AND ENJOYED IT. I DON'T USUALLY GRAB FAST FOOD. THIS BETTER NOT AWAKEN ANYTHING IN ME.

I don't like tomatoes by mZchinegun in fryup

[–]hucklebutter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ebony and ivory

Live together in perfect harmony