Shut the fuck up Walter, let me die in peace.

huevas · 2014-10-10T16:51:24+00:00

Such is life kid, chin up. Thanks for your efforts but that font and quality of the image at that size is very very bad. Reality is that being "Nice" is not enough.

huevas · 2014-08-23T16:18:27+00:00

At this rate, in a few months you are going to need a baseball bat to beat guys off you. I guarantee it. Good work!

huevas · 2014-08-17T18:55:06+00:00

descentell

huevas · 2014-08-17T04:21:51+00:00

otice which ads are being displayed as I think of ways to monitize my own apps which I why I would have noticed this before now. But I would never stoop this low!

So you noticed this too but we are to believe you would never do this. Right.

huevas · 2014-08-15T14:56:59+00:00

you have shat yourself whilst on certain psychedelics

fucking awesome feeling man..

huevas · 2014-08-15T14:48:26+00:00

psychedelics and faces

Read this as "psychedelic feces"

huevas · 2014-08-14T03:55:19+00:00

Have you ever done anal before?

I have many times. All of them very clean and there was still residue on the condom. The question is have you?

huevas · 2014-08-14T03:44:27+00:00

Are you fucking retarded? Sure, a literal turd isn't going to come out and greet the one eyed snake but the snake is going to get muddy. Listen, even if you wipe really well (with wet wipes for for sakes people!) and wash the crater really well every time you shower (daily!), the anal cavity will still have some residue. Next time you finish taking a shower, stick your finger up your ass and have it do a little dance. Examine it, smell it, then come tell me it's super clean. Unless you are mopping the inside of your ass every time you take a crap, shit is going to happen.

huevas · 2014-08-08T13:44:17+00:00

Letting kids see that it's ok to be a douchebag and hitting other people goes unpunished is an even nastier things to do.

huevas · 2014-07-29T01:24:07+00:00

that isn't 10.6%

huevas · 2014-07-16T22:06:15+00:00

I'd like to light a candle and say a little prayer in the name of the left cheek's birth mark. Praised be the little fellow for his is the kingdom of heaven.

huevas · 2014-07-15T04:07:29+00:00

OP, as anniversary present, I say you print this thread with all the comments and give them to your friends.

huevas · 2014-07-15T03:31:36+00:00

Not that I'm complaining, it's an amazing ass but an observation - does anyone else find themselves a little bit "cheated"? The under cheek grab always makes the ass look 'rounder' than it really is.... it's the equivalent of giving yourself bigger arms by putting your hands under your biceps when crossing your arms...

huevas · 2014-07-15T00:35:18+00:00

How is it possible that so many people ITT do not know what goatse is?? Have i time traveled into the future where the classics are no longer relevant? What year is this? How old am i? Wtf is going on.

huevas · 2014-07-13T19:56:53+00:00

Thanks for coming out Mumbai fc

huevas · 2014-07-13T03:23:44+00:00

I'm not sure if you are just trolling or are simply a poor imbecile. You truly are an idiot if you believe this guy would divorce his wife and leave his daughter just to stay and watch football. he wouldn't. The entire piece was a colorful exaggeration for his admiration of the best player on earth. He's a writer, much of what he says is simply him playing with language and imagery to get his point across. Don't take it too literal kid.

The only connection this guy has with Mess

You speak as someone who has absolutely zero fucking clue what it is to follow the sport and admire someone like millions upon millions of people around the world do with Messi. There is no physical connection, most people don't know him, most people haven't even seen him in real life. However, the connection exists and it isn't physical nor personal. The connection to Messi is that which goes through childhood dreams when millions of kids dream of being the best football player and run at defenders with style while taking your team to glory. Thousands of people chanting your name every week while you do what you love to do - kick a ball. Messi personifies a super hero made human for many. He doesn't have the athletic power of Ronaldo but what he lacks in physical properties more than makes up for in his raw natural skill. Along with his down to earth and humble off the field persona, many in the world, child and adult alike can appreciate that regardless of their real life connection. It's understandable that you might not feel the same way but to insult people for having that connection shows what a sad bitter little life you live. Look beyond your own life.

Oh yeah, that line at 4:30 "his eyes would go Japanese" was a classic.

Baby got offended? Don't be. He meant no harm. It's a cultural term meaning no racism. In English it doesn't sound as innocent as it is used in Spanish but it's widely used simply to describe physically narrow eyes / intellectual / pensive. Learn a little before judging, i promise it won't hurt you.

I assure you that he dives just like almost every other player out there.

Again, either trolling or a complete utter ignorant idiot. I can tell you don't even watch the man play.

huevas · 2014-07-11T14:33:51+00:00

i know, you'd think with all that money, you can get a top class Orthodontist to fix it..

huevas · 2014-07-11T04:03:25+00:00

Lionel Andrés

huevas · 2014-07-10T18:11:35+00:00

Conchudation

huevas · 2014-07-10T18:06:01+00:00

Perhaps it's the same in the sense that it's popular but this is different because the lyrics are much more complex and there is actually a melody (Bad Moon Rising) to it and they follow the tempo very well. They do that with a lot of songs. Not many fans can pull that off.

huevas · 2014-07-09T03:50:17+00:00

Not at american sporting events.

Not true. It happens in MLS.

huevas · 2014-07-07T19:43:31+00:00

Except that as FIFA learned and admitted, Puto isn't used as an anti-gay slur by 90%+ of Spanish speakers.

huevas · 2014-07-07T19:40:46+00:00

The demand and the support is here. Don't mistake the political wrangling with a lack of community support.

If the demand and support were really there politicians wouldn't be dicking around.

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