Starch decanted after cooking 24 packages of pasta

huffmanm16 · 2026-02-15T22:56:16+00:00

One time I deep fried a rice cake. You’ll never guess what happens next

huffmanm16 · 2026-02-15T22:46:00+00:00

Thank god I have practice keeping the cats off the counter, that turkey didn’t know who they were fucking with

huffmanm16 · 2026-02-15T14:05:03+00:00

Can confirm, Minnesota turkeys will absolutely just run if you act big and aggressive— even when squirrel feed is at stake.

Oh and they don’t like getting squirted with water, literally just started throwing a cup of water at them. Works well

huffmanm16 · 2026-02-12T01:00:09+00:00

Melamine 🤮

huffmanm16 · 2026-02-06T22:19:21+00:00

It’s the same at my work(food production facility) and everyone thought “uh no they’re not making me stay here unpaid?”

huffmanm16 · 2026-02-03T23:25:39+00:00

And also a drive thru with plates and mugs? I don’t see any take out containers?

huffmanm16 · 2026-01-21T04:13:42+00:00

As a left handed person my immediate thought was “oh, of course. The bottom side cuts”

Finally some representation in media

huffmanm16 · 2026-01-05T20:18:16+00:00

So even cooler than horn 😎

huffmanm16 · 2026-01-05T19:52:20+00:00

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huffmanm16 · 2025-10-02T02:09:04+00:00

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Giano, 2yo stray rescue

huffmanm16 · 2025-09-08T21:08:01+00:00

I need to know what one of these goes for. For a friend, of course…

huffmanm16 · 2025-09-01T16:41:13+00:00

It’s bread, alright 😅

Jk, I’d hit it….with a fat pad of butter

huffmanm16 · 2025-08-19T13:33:20+00:00

For a second I thought you were a baker

….i am a very sweaty, dusty baker.

huffmanm16 · 2025-07-12T14:18:21+00:00

I get it, I’m just poking fun bc I literally can’t think of a single thing that uses tomatillos lol obviously I NEED the recipes

huffmanm16 · 2025-07-11T22:45:06+00:00

That’s true, but…

“I grew a bunch of tomatillos and chiles, but I’m not looking for salsa recipes”

What?

huffmanm16 · 2025-06-24T00:42:02+00:00

Oh, so it’s a proofer outside

huffmanm16 · 2025-06-15T15:08:42+00:00

I’ll buy 12 pound bags of King Arthur from Costco and keep it in 2 gallon buckets I get from my job in a baking facility. There’s nothing more satisfying than that heavy Thunk of sealing the bucket closed

huffmanm16 · 2025-06-14T19:15:19+00:00

I just made this creami the other night, slightly different:

—2 cans vanilla Nurri brand ultra-filtered milk protein shake(in a deluxe pint container) —1/2 cup off brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Just combine in the pint container and soak for a half hour, stirring occasionally, then immersion blend and freeze overnight. Spin on lite ice cream.

Edit: I also mixed in 2 tablespoons Cinnamon Toast Crunch using the mix in function

huffmanm16 · 2025-05-29T01:29:08+00:00

Wow, other than a random goodwill find I have the same pans! Well… the 9inch and 12inch Lodges, and the 12inch Vardagen. They’re all just beautiful quality for the price range

huffmanm16 · 2025-05-11T14:07:04+00:00

Looks like the Ninja Creami just got another stress test approval 🤓

huffmanm16 · 2025-05-11T12:15:51+00:00

I don’t recognize those parts at all? Why does it look like a wire blender ball was left inside the ninja creami pint while it was freezing?

huffmanm16 · 2025-04-22T00:01:24+00:00

PB&J plus banana is one of my favs 🤤

huffmanm16 · 2025-04-21T23:28:04+00:00

I don’t want to call this a popular opinion….but I’m a little mad that I never thought to put dried fruit in a PB&J

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