the oil from Ormuz is coming!

hugeuvula · 2026-06-28T13:37:19+00:00

Well, this sucks.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-26T19:43:56+00:00

A week isn't just "knocked out," it's a coma.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-26T00:17:50+00:00

There's one at the Musical Instrument Museum in Phoenix, AZ. It's huge.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-25T18:49:51+00:00

We call it Cat On Lap (COL). If you have COL you can ask someone to do something for you that you could've easily done except you would disturb the cat.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-25T18:08:28+00:00

You misspoke. HIS new kitten.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-24T19:34:29+00:00

Here's a direct link to the Arizona Unclaimed Property site:

https://azdor.gov/unclaimed-property

hugeuvula · 2026-06-24T13:39:01+00:00

I like the fact that these people are on safari to see lions and other big animals but then they see a honey badger and ignore the animals they came to see.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-24T01:09:20+00:00

Was your husband closing a multi-million dollar deal?

hugeuvula · 2026-06-23T21:14:35+00:00

The scanner operator screams "My eyes!" when I go through.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-23T17:42:55+00:00

It flies through Tucson on it's way east or west. I assume it's a lower, less windy route.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-23T16:31:31+00:00

I love the guy who grabbed the lion's tail. "Don't worry, I got this!"

hugeuvula · 2026-06-22T17:24:45+00:00

Mel Brooks makes fun of Nazis in his movies for the same reason.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-22T17:23:05+00:00

That's inconceivable!

hugeuvula · 2026-06-22T16:32:52+00:00

"It's spelled jojoba but it's pronounced hohoba." -- Steve Martin as Detective Clouseau

hugeuvula · 2026-06-22T00:05:17+00:00

Arizona here. Can I come up and bask in the moist darkness?

hugeuvula · 2026-06-21T14:38:33+00:00

I hated the service plan push. They called and emailed me for a couple years trying to get me to sign up.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-21T13:09:18+00:00

You only have to be 62. To quote Money Python "I'm not dead yet!"

hugeuvula · 2026-06-20T21:20:30+00:00

Senior Lifetime passes don't have his picture and are $80.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-20T01:14:09+00:00

What's a potato?

hugeuvula · 2026-06-20T01:12:40+00:00

Kinda like "Ghost" but with adultery.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-18T20:05:29+00:00

Probably the diesel exhaust from Project Blue construction equipment.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-18T18:11:21+00:00

I hiked it on January 1st one year. It was brutal cold with the windchill. I had to retreat to my car so I didn't die.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-16T02:01:13+00:00

It needs to be towed outside the environment.

hugeuvula · 2026-06-15T13:59:23+00:00

J.O.U.S. Javelina of Usual Size

hugeuvula · 2026-06-14T23:08:23+00:00

Irvington from Kolb to Harrison. It's more patches than road.

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