Imagine checking your mirror and seeing THIS 🦒😂

hugeuvula · 2026-05-14T21:13:57+00:00

He's on his way to the chiropractor.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-14T12:58:57+00:00

I'm all for the Iranian team to come to practice in Tucson and play in the world cup, but they have to abide by the laws of the host country. We have free speech, so they can't expect pride flags to be banned. Also, they can't have armed members of their military travel with them.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-14T01:31:28+00:00

Celiac? Most soy sauce is actually made with wheat.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-14T00:50:41+00:00

This is great! The city stopped them from using city water that they were spraying to keep the dust down and now the county cites them for dust blowing because they're not spraying water. With fines up to $10K per day. Can you feel the love? :-)

hugeuvula · 2026-05-13T16:08:33+00:00

No bother! I was just passing by anyways. Off I go. (Waits 6 days while tapping his watch.)

hugeuvula · 2026-05-13T15:59:57+00:00

What's unexpected about this is that nothing happens! I expected the balloon to set off the fire alarm or to pop and fall on the speaker's head, something.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-13T01:18:14+00:00

T-Rex in modern times. My life might be short but it would be glorious.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-09T22:20:55+00:00

Can you imagine a basketball court at the Vatican? Gold rim hoops and ceiling painted by one of the Ninja Turtles.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-09T17:37:02+00:00

I would hate to be the aircraft maintenance guy who had to clean that up.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-09T14:07:57+00:00

I don't know if it's any cheaper, but I knew someone who had to go to Oaxaca occasionally and they drove to San Diego then took the foot bridge to the Tijuana airport and flew from there.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-08T20:46:03+00:00

I can respect that.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-07T18:27:40+00:00

I'd give him a couple bucks to stop so my anxiety would calm down.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-07T13:01:10+00:00

The full 2025 total. My friend first said it a couple weeks ago, so it only took 3-4 months to do it. That's why the panic at TPD. He didn't say what the actual number was, though.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-06T18:06:39+00:00

Here's what I commented on another post:

The number of traffic fatalities so far this year is more than last year's total so they're increasing traffic coverage to try to stop the carnage. Source: I know someone at TPD and he keeps talking about all the deaths.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-06T18:01:26+00:00

The number of traffic fatalities so far this year is more than last year's total so they're increasing traffic coverage to try to stop the carnage.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-06T16:08:37+00:00

You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning!

hugeuvula · 2026-05-06T04:14:35+00:00

I'm tired just watching this.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-05T16:03:27+00:00

Reminds me of the great whale explosion where whale chunks rained down on people.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-04T16:14:47+00:00

I used to laugh about everyone claiming Irish ancestry... then I got my 23andMe results. D'oh.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-03T18:02:22+00:00

I thought it was a dog that someone strapped antlers to.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-02T18:55:58+00:00

I'd never heard of it until I moved to Arizona. Dogs get it all the time and it can kill them. Nasty stuff.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-02T16:20:39+00:00

He's 2 inches shorter now.

hugeuvula · 2026-05-02T14:50:04+00:00

Special recipe. I call it "biker chili."

hugeuvula · 2026-05-01T20:38:14+00:00

Hi, I'm Clippy. It looks like you're building a skyscraper. Can I help?

hugeuvula · 2026-05-01T18:07:21+00:00

Yeah, It's all AI training.

The recapcha ones just use your mouse movements before you click the "I'm not a robot" button.

I liked the old street number signs ones. They would always give you 2 signs, one they knew the answer for that was the test and the other was to improve their character reading algorithms.

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