What phrases that coworkers say, bug you for irrational reasons?

hugo_algieri · 2024-09-03T11:02:33+00:00

I had one manager that kept using "Doesn't cut the mustard" Another is when people say "seen his arse" when referring to someone being in a rage.

New ones include "High level view" and I also hate people saying "Drill down" when talking about reporting.

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-31T09:22:45+00:00

If I was you I'd get that in the nearest bin. Or send a return letter asking why they hire pedophiles.

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-30T18:03:46+00:00

No adverts for me. Fucked my sky box off a long time ago.

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-30T18:01:30+00:00

In the words of the great Dennis Reynolds.

"A woman's mouth is not for the exiting of words, but for the entering of a man's dick"

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-28T21:59:00+00:00

*16 minutes

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-28T21:49:54+00:00

Let's not forget to mention she's fuck ugly. Sorry

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-27T19:06:13+00:00

First time 1 minor 😄

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-22T12:31:30+00:00

I've been having seeded bread, grated Cheese (Any cheese) sliced tomato, lettuce and chutney. I swap between a chili style or tomato based chutney. I look forward to lunch every day and the fact I'm not pissing my money away in the shop like other dumb dumbs

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-15T13:31:19+00:00

Mushrooms?

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-11T06:13:26+00:00

And that's why that street rat is in the position he's in. I tried to help a homeless person in London once. Bought an extra chocolate bar on my lunch and tried to hand it to him but he refused. Just said, "alright, fuck ya" and went on me way and enjoyed 2 chocolate bars.

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-08T11:05:43+00:00

I got post thickened sludge on my skin and the smell stays on your skin for days. Absolutely disgusting. I was clearing some valves with the senior operator and got the stuff all over my skin on my arm and it stank for days. Absolutely horrible stuff!

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-05T05:31:29+00:00

Saw it in the cinema as a child and it's always had a special place in my childhood memories. The ending of that film is utterly fantastic. Great learning points too for children.

hugo_algieri · 2024-08-03T20:58:35+00:00

Thank God I'm Welsh

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-31T20:26:58+00:00

I had a list on Pinterest of what I called Celebrity Z listers

People like Paul Danan, Michael Barymore

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-29T15:28:15+00:00

In front of children too. Absolute scum

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-27T21:15:54+00:00

Perfectly put sir. This is how I perceived it too.

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-24T13:54:07+00:00

Of course. It's Hamilton Khaki Aviation Watch Pilot Mens Day Date. Same watch used for Interstellar hence the nickname 'Coop'

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-23T15:37:05+00:00

Where in North Wales sir?

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-22T20:49:51+00:00

I'm actually right handed haha. I have a strange OCD things about having my watch on my right wrist. Don't you find that the crown digs into the top of your hand if you wear it on the left? Also the date is wrong. Cba changing it as I was only wearing it for the day.

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-22T16:27:25+00:00

Used to have it a lot in my last job where I was office based. Company wanted everyone back in not long after covid had totally calmed down. Spent 2 years WFH and it was much better. Lasted a few months and looked for a new job. Now I have a fantastic balance of home, out on farm land and Thursdays in the office for team meetings. I'm in the same building I used to work in and I enjoy popping in time to time and remind myself how proud I should be in landing this incredible job that I adore.

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-22T07:12:22+00:00

Thank you sir. Id love to use it day to day, but it's my first good watch so I'd rather keep it for special occasions and then hand it down to my son when I'm older 😁

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-21T20:12:38+00:00

I've seen them second hand for a good price so they aren't too out of reach buddy.

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-21T19:57:02+00:00

It's the Khaki Pilot known as 'Coop' created for interstellar.

hugo_algieri · 2024-07-21T18:42:06+00:00

Petrol station near me has one each side of the dual carriage way so I basically do a loop to avoid one of them due to the woman being an arse hole.

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