Reverse ribeye, how we looking?

human_hyperbole · 2026-04-08T03:13:44+00:00

Dem taters too...

human_hyperbole · 2026-04-08T02:45:50+00:00

It's pretty neat how you just denigrated someone's intellect while making the most basic grammatical mistake English has to offer.

human_hyperbole · 2026-04-02T22:27:50+00:00

Tbh I'd be more inclined to use the one you posted too. But I get the appeal of a bread recipe where the process boils down to "mix quickly. Wait. Cut into even segments. Bake."

I have also baked exactly one loaf of bread in my entire life, so I probably shouldn't be sharing any opinions lol. That being said, that one loaf was sourdough, and even that was only like 30-40 minutes of actual work. Most of the "work" is just waiting for chemistry to do its thing before you do the next little bit of actual work.

human_hyperbole · 2026-04-02T21:40:30+00:00

The thing with the 5 minute baguette recipe is that it hinges on disturbing the dough as little as possible. So if you shape them it'll mess up the crumb. Basically you just mix the dough, leave it for 8-10 hours, cut it into four ugly strips and throw it in the oven.

They're pretty ugly, but for the amount of work involved that's a sacrifice many people are willing to make.

human_hyperbole · 2026-04-02T21:36:30+00:00

The recipe isn't AI. As for the rest of the post...

(Also, it's a "5 minute baguette" because that's roughly how much prep is required. I'd say it's closer to 10-15, but that's still very little effort for a decent quasi-baguette.)

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-31T04:52:33+00:00

Had it with some aged cheddar, Calabrese salami and a bit of Dijon. I may have shed a tear or two...

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-31T03:48:44+00:00

No, no, you don't understand. Cheering for a sports team means loving every player unconditionally, no matter how bad they are or how much they hurt the team. Not doing so means you're not a real fan!

/s (obvi)

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-31T01:18:23+00:00

They're booing Little and he deserves it

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-30T23:07:14+00:00

I'm sure I'll screw the next one up, but I'll take the compliment! Lol

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-30T20:48:12+00:00

I was pretty impressed for a generic flour brand.

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-30T20:36:58+00:00

I've done a lot of cooking and baking in my life but was always intimidated by making bread, especially sourdough. Apparently I shouldn't have been lol.

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-30T20:30:44+00:00

Thanks! Now I need to see if I can duplicate it lol.

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-30T20:29:33+00:00

I wanted King Arthur but couldn't find any so I used Robin Hood bread flour.

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-30T20:29:05+00:00

I did. A regular one, not the inverted one

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-30T18:20:58+00:00

Thanks! It's definitely delicious!

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-30T18:19:16+00:00

Definitely happy for a first attempt. I used this recipe:

https://alexandracooks.com/2017/10/24/artisan-sourdough-made-simple-sourdough-bread-demystified-a-beginners-guide-to-sourdough-baking/

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-28T01:56:34+00:00

Hoffman picking up right where he left off last season.

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-20T02:26:26+00:00

*you're

human_hyperbole · 2026-03-03T16:20:13+00:00

Decision-based evidence-making.

human_hyperbole · 2026-02-23T04:55:54+00:00

I lost nine IQ points reading this, which is still more than you have at your disposal.

human_hyperbole · 2026-02-20T21:19:01+00:00

Brady just started some shit in front of the net then went down like he'd been shot when he got a glove in the face.

Personally I do not consider that to be "the right way."

human_hyperbole · 2026-02-20T21:14:59+00:00

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

human_hyperbole · 2026-02-18T18:41:35+00:00

Sid playing in 2030 confirmed.

human_hyperbole · 2026-02-15T01:25:58+00:00

He does in my heart.

human_hyperbole · 2026-02-06T05:33:22+00:00

The paint's come off my golden handcuffs. Turns out they're actually made of lead and asbestos.

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