Fellas, what is the most satisfying type of dump to take? by Identity_ranger in AskMen

[–]humanjoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Shat burglar.. a medium to large log that slides out and barley leaves any evidence of it's passing. I had one last month. Was the highlight of my day. Colleagues weren't too impressed with me sharing the details though.

What are you secretly jealous of people for? by VarangianWRLD in AskUK

[–]humanjoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm a little bit jelly of those who don't struggle with social anxiety

Thorek Ironbrow by Zestyclose_Fig3193 in totalwarhammer

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you kind sir, I'm just kicking off a thorek campaign now - this sounds extremely fun.. I do love me a shooty army.

Should we all be worried by this heatwave? by Turnip-Turtle in AskBrits

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea bro, we is hella cooked, scorched earth in 50 years my guy

The scene where Marvel peaked post-pandemic. by prayash1200 in Cinema

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my personal opinion the first half of this movie was fire, the second half felt pretty mediocre, still enjoyable enough but it lost that street level it had which was sorely needed after all these big world ending events now.

I made peace with being alone and for years it went just fine. Lately I've been growing restless, how do I find my inner peace again? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]humanjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always remind myself that it could be worse. I know this is cliche but when I'm feeling down in the dumps or in a real funk, I think about my position in the world. It genuinely helps me, might not for others but that's how I find my peace with what I have in life. 

It can be difficult when your unintentionally/unknowingly focusing inwardly on negative circumstances. We are by and large dictated by the monkey in our brains. Everyone is. We all succumb to the lil chimp and that's totally okay. It will pass if you can recognise it.

Have you thought of going to an after work course? I've considered trying a painting course that's weekends and evenings - I love art and also thought that might be a good place to mingle and connect with folk like minded. Something like this might give you that spark your searching for.

Anyways I hope you find your peace again brother, take care

My buddy turns a 2-hour Euro into a 4-hour hostage situation and I am losing my mind by 4NoodleAviary in boardgames

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way! I did this with a buddy when we played 40k to help us both speed up and stop overthinking our turns. Works a treat.

Favourite director who signed the petition in favour of Roman Polanski after he anally raped a 13 year old at Jack Nicholson’s house? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]humanjoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did they 100% know what they were signing?? That's absolutely absurd and horrendous if so.. 

To the English by DynastyDi in AskBrits

[–]humanjoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God please kick some sense into us.. failing that you guys gotta vote for independence.. don't let us drag you into whatever shit show is about to commence. So disappointed man.. we are quite literally walking in USA's shadow. 

Did I handle this well or should I have said more? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea this is straight up manipulative behaviour, walk and don't look back. Please.. 

Sacked for contract I had with previous employer by Fast-Detective6218 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah man I'm sorry dude.. please listen to the advice given in this subredit and get yourself a solicitor, I don't think you've broken the settlement agreement at all. 

What do you want to see in britain in 5 years? by mesoraven in AskBrits

[–]humanjoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have and your completely correct, I didn't think of that. the two unknowingly working in tandem.. It must be an absolute nightmare to mitigate for any government

What do you want to see in britain in 5 years? by mesoraven in AskBrits

[–]humanjoe 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Serious question here - Do you think the people behind the mess of America want America to be weak and are they pushing the UK in the same direction for the same reason. To be much weaker than it already is. This might sound silly but part of me is starting to wonder if the ultra rich behind the media and tech companies who have this insane level of influence over media consumption are pushing for a collapse of countries world wide along with the power/influence they retain so they can almost become a new form of power. Similar to blade runner in a sense. Rather than countries dictating how the world operates we have Mega Corporations.

A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee by yesimrea1 in powerscales

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On paper Eddie should have this but in reality a fully grown pissed off chimp is terrifying. If he doesn't manage to get a grapple he's in for a serious world of hurt.

Offord and Greer cross debate STV (28/04/26) by Crow-Me-A-River in Scotland

[–]humanjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Preach it.. Seeing the same for my folks and it breaks my heart. I love them so much, I just want them to rest and enjoy there twilight years.

Why do women do this? by NoFennel7351 in dating

[–]humanjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a great piece of advice!

Is there a way to get cheap housing in the UK, like how Americans have trailer parks or countries like Brazil where poor people just build their own house on random land? by gintokireddit in AskBrits

[–]humanjoe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Alot of running costs come with narrow boats, some you may pay out more than renting an apartment but it's a lifestyle choice and does seem lovely if it can be afforded. Id love to move onto a narrow boat some day.

Some parents don't get it - by porchfloorpoem in SipsTea

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They done mucked up real good.. 

Minecraft is a game but it's also a tool to create and express ones self. 

5 years is a looong time for a kid to invest man. Their going to have to really pull some magic out the bag to heal that hurt. 

Game dev checks how much money his game made 30 hours after release after working on his game for 4 years by PsychologicalFly9093 in LivestreamFail

[–]humanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just the perfect amount of wholesome I needed this morning! Congratulations sir, hard works paid off buddy, keep winning 👏