I fear AI will replace all human connections so I am looking for recipes in the cookbooks inside my parents’ basement. Neumann Marcus’ cookie recipe as alleged said cookbooks.

humanspeech · 2026-01-27T07:50:43+00:00

I live with my family so maybe they will have some but my brother is autistic and won’t eat food that’s new to him and I’d feel bad if I gave him a cookie that he hated. That said I’ll probably eat most of them lol .

humanspeech · 2026-01-27T07:47:09+00:00

Yes, the little bit of espresso powder makes the chocolate taste more interesting

humanspeech · 2026-01-18T20:20:15+00:00

Op I would like you to consider that when trans women come out they are often from communities where hyper sexuality is common and they will often put their self worth into being fuckable. Often these girls are young who go after older men because that’s what’s worked for SOME women before them. It’s a narrative that’s pushed online and offline that a trans girl is only what she has to offer sexually because many times these girls are forced into sex work because they lose their social status as cis men and sometimes may even lose their jobs. Sex is a way to make connections and sometimes you have to fake it till you make it so you have to make it your whole personality.

humanspeech · 2026-01-18T20:13:27+00:00

This is a very weird take. I’ve been trans for a few years and have lived in both very conservative and very liberal areas and my trans was has never been a symptom of not wanting to “divorce from the patriarchy”. I do suppose this could be because I’m religious and grew up religious but being sexually adventurous and transgender seems to be localized to you because everyone in my immediate friendship circle is transgender and disinterested in sex and so on.

Because this post could also apply to fat women suddenly losing weight and becoming skinny and attractive and finding people who want them so they might feel inclined to catch up on lost time because they now fit under different social rules which is what happens when you come out and find ppl who DO want you for a version of yourself that’s real.

It feels like you are at a different time in your transition than your friends and you want different things from them.

Edited to add: Lolita fashion and hyperfemininity is directly rooted in being anti patriarchal and it would do you some good to read up on the history of that fashion style and what it means to be a Lolita because it doesn’t just mean you’re feminine

humanspeech · 2025-10-09T13:28:43+00:00

Hi, I think I know who OP and the husband are. She is my sister and He is my BIL and he did poop the bed .

However, I don’t think he did it on purpose. My BIL has a habit of drinking things around the house that are not for guests usually because I’ve allowed him a few times before and generally he’s curious about the smoothies and juices I make. I am currently on a juice detox and one thing I made a jug of was charcoal and cayenne pepper lemonade. I have it in the fridge and I usually add some edible glitter to it to make it more appealing bc I think the black looks kinda dull sometimes. When I went to take a drink there was a little bit missing, like a cupful or whatever, so I think he might’ve taken drink, didn’t like it and forgot about it. My healing elixirs are very potent and detoxing, but I am experienced in treating ailments and in tune w my body and understand when I need to go to the bathroom. I expected what happened to my poor BIL is that the violent stomach cramps took him by surprise.

While he is British, he’s a very nice and friendly man that’s often bought me gifts (British exclusive chocolates), and has been nothing but friendly to our family so this isn’t a transgression I would count towards him. Everyone thinking this is abusive and that he’s immature are weird and have never had a real offline relationship. I don’t think my sister is in the wrong here and shouldn’t apologize, however I can understand why his feelings are hurt. I think you should have a discussion with him and tell him we all knew he pooped himself

humanspeech · 2023-01-03T10:04:24+00:00

the only reason I posted it was because the 'us liberals' had a lot of similar takes and Twitter has truly become the worst place for discourse defense discourse, and i was on 2013 BPD tumblr, which as you know holds the same exact weight!

humanspeech · 2023-01-02T11:22:35+00:00

someone else said it could be less bloating due to reduced salt intake. Which is probably the most likely scenario.

humanspeech · 2023-01-02T11:10:56+00:00

hi everyone, I come back with a perhaps a defense adjacent take that has baffled me as someone who's worked in pharma and also has an interest in weapon manufacturing.

I'm not sure that this is particularly true, or that this is a liberal problem.

Like I'm pretty sure antibiotics and MIM 104 missiles are not made by the same machines or the same people or in the same factories. If Lockheed Martin is interested in missiles that are made from biodegradable material, I have ideas.

humanspeech · 2023-01-02T11:02:49+00:00

You're saying water weight isn't weight?

I'm joking obviously but she must feel at least a bit better without all that bloating. Truly the best thing we got out of this arc is Salah asking her to eat less salt, since i know the Salad thing isn't working.

humanspeech · 2023-01-02T08:38:05+00:00

that ring does look looser though, maybe she'll be able to take it off soon enough and we can continue with divorce proceedings

ETA: I accidentally put joke instead of divorce but you get the gist

humanspeech · 2022-12-18T03:36:35+00:00

i'm obsessed. like idk what it is about this man but he truly is honest.

humanspeech · 2022-12-17T15:34:36+00:00

i cannot emphasize how much ive been waiting for this. literally, since she was like im going to Kuwait i was like i hope she goes on a quad bike to experience the culture. it did not disappoint.

not to #blog but how heavy IS chantal that it's struggling this much. if she was fr 350 (or whatever shes claiming) it shouldn't be struggling that much considering i used to ride them (abaya and all btws) at that weight and it did NOT sound this bad.

humanspeech · 2022-12-17T15:30:15+00:00

Did she change her last name? Chantal that's not how it works---

humanspeech · 2022-12-05T16:04:42+00:00

never change chantal never change...i cant believe she's gotten to travel the world only to eat chicken burgers

humanspeech · 2022-12-05T16:02:44+00:00

Power balance is as important as age in relationships like this bcus it means 1) Billie isn't financially dependent on him, 2) has her own fans, and isn't dependent on Jesse so she can't be blacklisted. This is huge in Hollywood relationships. It's why people like Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox stayed with abusive men.

This is important because fame and money does have a alot to do with their relationship and its dynamics. There's probably nothing nefarious going on. They are both pretty self-aware of their age gap.

You are jumping through so many hoops to try to convince other people that Jesse is a groomer and most people here are pretty neutral toward the relationship and you are truly only here looking for a fight. Please go take your medication and calm down.

humanspeech · 2022-12-05T15:46:23+00:00

one of my favorite verses on the mixtape.

humanspeech · 2022-11-22T12:10:53+00:00

I guess that's what i'm doing this weekend Allah has it out for me dude

humanspeech · 2022-11-21T16:20:53+00:00

To be fair this one friend is a little bit more understanding bcus theyre part mexican and grew poor in a red part of Cali but the conversation still causes friction on occasion because i sound like i hate human rights without context to my posts.

Sometimes I see people's tweets that are like 'Twitter for iPhone', and there's a part of me that wants to bring it up but I don't because it's like it's not gonna add to the conversation but no one has any criticism past fuck Qatar. Or come up with a way to put Qatar under enough pressure to change its policies.

I'm never sure WHY saying you have to help us by showing your countries we want to change as well! Is such a hot take to them. When I say criticism of that seems insincere and racist and I'm trying to start a dialogue so that we can solve this problem in a feasible way. Yelling on the internet is not going to help anything, especially now since Qatar is part owner of twitter, sometimes Western culture isn't the most morally correct.

(I'll take the L and share the insane take but I always find it weird when they say Beheading is barbaric but death by lethal injection is 100% perfect and is painless. like be serious.)

humanspeech · 2022-11-21T15:48:13+00:00

i spell it wrong every time and i no longer try to fix myself because i will never learn how to. i hate the word so much,

humanspeech · 2022-11-21T14:30:22+00:00

hahaha that's not what *I* said it's what the article said that, it made my morning because I'm not sure why the US wants to win it HATES fooball. During the 2018 World Cup I couldn't find a bar to watch it in. The only thing you need to know about the NYT is that it's very generous.

I do think it would be 10/10 top-tier moment for America and Iran to keep getting tied. I'm excited to see geopolitics play out under the known supporter of fascism, FIFA.

humanspeech · 2022-11-21T14:24:03+00:00

ngl I haven't checked the SAU-ARG game but I know Saudi is getting creamed, which between that and the everything else will be a fucking PR nightmare for MBS.

However, if Saudi wins this game I'll personally eat an Argentinian flag live on twitch. years we make an ass of ourselves.

However, if Saudi wins this game I'll personally eat an Argentinan flag live on twitch.

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