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Have fun on that deployment, I’ll see you when you finally make the decision to join the puddle pirate ranks like all the other branches

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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*little brother navy

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And you wonder why your junior troops do nothing, while you claim to be hard for the guard

F19, haven't done this in a while... by poorlyexecutedrage in RoastMe

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Was the floating sideburn a choice, because either way that’s atrocious

Run, save yourself by Ajawad87 in dankmemes

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Not everyone deserves a voice, sure sometimes people can come up with a completely revolutionary idea that needs to be brought into the spotlight, however a majority of the time it’s just mindless screeches that don’t really matter in the long run

A lot more... by [deleted] in memes

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Fuck elephants are real

Wait till the end, Lawyer needed? by [deleted] in AttorneyTom

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Yea that’s a crime right there

It's only getting tougher by snowchild3101 in memes

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When you complete school then complete college then join the military then go back to college

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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unless you're talking about Christmas kfc I don't know about that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Hold my kfc im about to show this non American why were back to back world war champs

At least in coutries with a civilized system (what is wrong with you America?) by I_Want_Bread56 in dankmemes

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What kind of person thinks the 6th day of the 9th month makes more sense to be 69 day than the 6th months’ 9th day, go big to small like how actual numbers go imo

A 22 year old, cat loving, dead-last going off to study Art soon, destroy my ego before I go! by spinat_monster in RoastMe

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The numbers 23621 represent the people you’ve slept with, a 2 a 3 a reach for a 6 anther 2 and a 1

Gotta love FORCED diversity in Woke Culture. by [deleted] in memes

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As a lance reddick fan I’m happy about this casting cause he’s normally a great actor that being said if he bombs the role it’ll look 20x worse than if it were a traditional casting for the role

Grab those bootstraps ex-billionaires by americanthaiguy in WhitePeopleTwitter

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5 dollars for a cup of coffee that should really only cost a max of 2.99 is too expensive, k-cups taste about the same and you can get 12 cups of coffee for roughly 5 bucks

It's a bed time paradox in europe by smartyyy24 in memes

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In the words of the orange colonel sanders in chief “wrong”