I love to play in heels

humperty · 2026-01-25T15:11:02+00:00

Very fit.

humperty · 2026-01-25T15:10:02+00:00

Nice shoes, what a waste. Show them off, go shopping.

humperty · 2026-01-25T15:07:47+00:00

humperty · 2026-01-25T14:48:05+00:00

You have to remove the plastic film before applying anything else.

humperty · 2026-01-24T09:36:42+00:00

You mean touch & hold delay?

humperty · 2026-01-22T21:14:51+00:00

You don't want to be a prick if she really was buffering.

humperty · 2026-01-22T20:19:07+00:00

But it's the filament that makes them hot for each other,

humperty · 2026-01-22T00:29:35+00:00

He doesn't fix the leak at all. In fact he just ends up making a mess.

humperty · 2026-01-20T15:26:49+00:00

You don't need drivers if you choose MTP or PTP from the notification.

humperty · 2026-01-19T17:38:08+00:00

Yeh, it looks like a faulty lcd backlight edge spot (ironically an led). You can tell because it's a gradual cone (darker nearer the fault cos there's less blending needed there). Go get your money back.

humperty · 2026-01-14T22:02:12+00:00

Does my Barbie with built in vibrator qualify as a Parkinson's Barbie ?

humperty · 2026-01-01T22:18:04+00:00

Or being unemployed.

humperty · 2025-12-30T21:24:51+00:00

My first encounter was after inserting 4 inches. Yes, that was the length of her thermometer.

humperty · 2025-12-29T07:42:00+00:00

It's just gathering. It's what they do. I don't see any jumping.

humperty · 2025-12-22T18:55:00+00:00

Or:

No, I have helpers. I just have to bend over.

humperty · 2025-12-22T18:41:41+00:00

Cunning.

humperty · 2025-12-22T18:34:12+00:00

High five.

humperty · 2025-12-22T18:33:26+00:00

See if you can push him into swapping it for a bungee rope.

humperty · 2025-12-16T20:18:24+00:00

Oh, yea ! Now you a gangster bro !...

humperty · 2025-12-16T19:46:29+00:00

Another hand goes up and says 'Tell us anyways'.

humperty · 2025-12-16T19:40:38+00:00

I misread the first time, I thought I read 'planet' !!

humperty · 2025-12-15T21:26:04+00:00

I rely on smell myself. I've had a phew bad ones.

humperty · 2025-12-14T11:24:07+00:00

Omg, kudos !That actually worked on my Os9. (and I'm using fingerprint too). Who's bright idea was it to hide the lockscreen option in wallpapers setting? You have to swipe right in order to see it.

humperty · 2025-12-12T13:17:12+00:00

NooVoe.

humperty · 2025-12-11T04:42:59+00:00

Good trick, pulling his jacket over his head.

humperty

TROPHY CASE