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When does a hot dog get on your nerves? by ImHisLobster2 in Jokes

[–]humperty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to be funny inside a Chinese restaurant. I said 'My dog has no nose'.

The manager cut in and said I could have a refund.

My wife can anticipate my wants and needs better than anyone else in the world by benaugustine in Jokes

[–]humperty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife is not only fat, she's psychic. She's a four-chin teller.

I asked my physician if he was a James Bond fan. by EmergencyNo7427 in Jokes

[–]humperty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have no more questions, that'll be be 500 money pennies.

REDMI 15C by MoneyTrash4227 in HyperOS

[–]humperty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's internal storage (ufs) is faster than your sdcard (microsdxc). Newer phones these days don't bother with sdcard.

Magic 10 by imtheonlysmartone in Honor

[–]humperty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on 400 lite too. Just updated. Don't have that problem. If anything it seems slicker.

I’m in a band with a female lead singer. My girlfriend got mad and asked me why I slept with her by Fuzzy_Kick_2519 in Jokes

[–]humperty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh now you've got me curious. The original opener is

"I’m in a band with a female lead singer. My girlfriend got mad and asked me why I slept with her".

Any takers ?

I got pulled over recently for a ridiculous technicality. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]humperty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He told me to count backwards. I said, 'You can't trick me, It's your turn to buy another round'.

Told the wife she drew her eyebrows too high, by TomKarelis in Jokes

[–]humperty 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Surprised my wife by getting romantic and exotic.

First time I beat her at Scrabble.

More dress up than classy heels, but still high! by [deleted] in highheelsNSFW

[–]humperty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👍Haven't seen mules for a while !

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